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Lozzo 05-10-11 08:10 AM

Jodie Marsh - would you?
 
I don't think three paper bags and ten pints would help me, I'd still fail to chubby-up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ing-debut.html

I find her absolutely repulsive, and that's before she did this to herself

Bibio 05-10-11 08:18 AM

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Lozzo it must be to early in the morning as your not thinking straight. think of the domination m8.

yes i would bang it but i'll bang anything :-)

Bri w 05-10-11 08:19 AM

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She does nowt for me Loz... I'd sooner have steak and chips with a bottle of wine.

maviczap 05-10-11 08:39 AM

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You just have to wonder what goes through her head, no counter that, there's nothing between her ears.

Nearly threw up when I saw those pictures & I didn't like her before

Balky001 05-10-11 08:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bri w (Post 2611809)
She does nowt for me Loz... I'd sooner have steak and chips with a bottle of wine.

That doesn't mean much to me, I'd rather have steak and chips than most things!

I've never got what people found appealing about Miss Marsh but I've seen her looking worse. I might!

BigBaddad 05-10-11 09:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2611808)

yes i would bang it but i'll bang anything :-)

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordp...pg?w=300&h=300

slark01 05-10-11 10:15 AM

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She looks like she belongs in a horror show.
Jodie Marsh the evil clowns wife.

Ste.

wyrdness 05-10-11 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maviczap (Post 2611824)
Nearly threw up when I saw those pictures & I didn't like her before

Likewise. Those pics are very nearly vomit inducing.

husky03 05-10-11 10:21 AM

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Great determination and hard work for her to get to that stage-the sacrifices she has made to achieve her goals will have been astronomical.Its a major lifestyle change to go from a coke snorting party girl to a professional body builder.She'll look amazing when she's not as cut and is carrying some bodyfat-keep in mind that when she's on stage she'll be at less than 4% body fat.Its what floats your boat i suppose.
h.

carelesschucca 05-10-11 10:23 AM

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OMG NO!!! But it takes talent to look as bad as that.

Owenski 05-10-11 10:27 AM

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that is all.

husky03 05-10-11 10:31 AM

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http://clips.team-andro.com/watch/5c...n-bodybuilding

what you saying now?:D

Owenski 05-10-11 10:36 AM

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IMO aggresion is not an attractive look for women, I like em toned but not buff! Therefore bodybuilding birds are a huge NO WAY for me.

husky03 05-10-11 10:46 AM

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each to there own-it would be a boring old world if we all liked the same thing

Luckypants 05-10-11 11:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by husky03 (Post 2611850)
She'll look amazing when she's not as cut and is carrying some bodyfat-keep in mind that when she's on stage she'll be at less than 4% body fat.Its what floats your boat i suppose.
h.

Agreed, although I think female bodybuilders will only get down to around 8-10% body fat, it's only males that can get down the 4% level. The article said she was down to 10% body fat. Women generally have a higher body fat percentage due to the demands of having children and other hormonal functions.

I quite like the 'figure' bodybuilding look, but in reality would probably think they look like stick insects if I ever met one. As for Ms Marsh, well not my cup of tea...

HoL 05-10-11 11:11 AM

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You've got to admire the dedication, needs more fake tan though!

Dave20046 05-10-11 11:12 AM

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SHE's certainly been sniffing the old protein powder
Agree that will have took a lot of work which is somewhat respectable.
But it's a definite no from me. not sure about a 6pack on a woman ...or any other masculine traits.

I like how we're all assuming she 'would' us. :)

JamesMio 05-10-11 11:16 AM

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I think I might've found it difficult to say no when she looked more like this:

http://www.pinupreport.com/wp-conten...odiemarsh5.jpg

But the whole body building look just ain't for me I'm afraid. Fair play to her for putting the effort in and all, but no. No thanks!

Sally 05-10-11 11:16 AM

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Meh I would.

Would before, would now...

But I aint fussy, and have done alot worse than that!

husky03 05-10-11 11:17 AM

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the average bodyfat % for females competing is between 6-10% i think shes at the lower end of that if not under-the fact is that she'll be almost completely dehydrated in the last 24 hours before going on stage.

husky03 05-10-11 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sally (Post 2611873)
meh i would.

Would before, would now...

But i aint fussy, and have done alot worse than that!

=D> good on that man

JamesMio 05-10-11 11:20 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally (Post 2611873)
But I aint fussy, and have done alot worse than that!

We know!!

:pirat:

Teejayexc 05-10-11 11:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2611868)
...or any other masculine traits.


Never been to Thailand then ? :(

Sally 05-10-11 11:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesMio (Post 2611879)
We know!!

:pirat:

No repeats of 2 years ago this year, I can't make it :(

However last year was alot better, apart from not being able to find the door to the hostel and then getting confronted by her boyfriend... Woops :smt077

JamesMio 05-10-11 11:30 AM

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From what I remember, the one you actually brought back wasn't bad looking at all was she?

Her granny at the nightclub wasn't the best mind!

NTECUK 05-10-11 11:36 AM

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Aww Looks like she fell in the Gravey Browning.

Sally 05-10-11 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesMio (Post 2611885)
From what I remember, the one you actually brought back wasn't bad looking at all was she?

Her granny at the nightclub wasn't the best mind!

Last years was good, waitress from Roo's, but I was very drunk and couldn't find the door to the hostel... :confused:

Year before was the granny, then the yellow teletubby that came back... :rolleyes:
Theres too many pictures going about for my liking... :smt098

Stingo 05-10-11 11:48 AM

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What she needs is a job. This is clearly the result of having too much time on her idle little hands...what a waste of skin. And she's an oxygen thief to boot. Get down the job centre you waste of space!!


....and breathe...

Luckypants 05-10-11 11:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2611868)
not sure about a 6pack on a woman ...

No?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...bnppo1_500.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...38_468x446.jpg

Also take a look at some of lady professionals on Strictly.... :smt077

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2611868)
I like how we're all assuming she 'would' us. :)

But of course, she has a six pack so we are fine with a Party-7 or full on barrel.....

Stingo 05-10-11 11:54 AM

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There's a difference though between being fit for sport and fit for...well, imagination comes in handy at this point!:D

Dave20046 05-10-11 11:58 AM

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Haha Jessica ennis is an exception she just looks toned its not so bulging.
At this juncture as a Sheffielder I have to point out 'I know her'

NTECUK 05-10-11 12:28 PM

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You can get a Jodie Marsh Essex Air Ambulance callender, didn't seem to be that popular on the run funday ....

anna 05-10-11 12:40 PM

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I for one admire her.

The dedication and determination to get to the level she has achieved in such a short time is nothing more then inspiring.

There are a lot of things people do, and people applaud them for their inspiration, even if it means that when they have got to their goal it doesn´t appear to serve as something "useful". One might argue that climbing a mountain has about as much use as bodybuilding.

This level of low body fat and muscle % doesn´t look attractive on men or women as it is essentially un-natural and most likely wont be functional strength. I dont see why men feel that a female who sports a six pack is showing a "masculine" trait and say it is unattractive I for one would love to be the owner of a six pack.

If womens bodies are used and exercised, whilst a six pack is harder to obtain as reasons sited above, they have the capabilities to show a six pack and so clearly isnt just a masculine exclusive look.

Lozzo 05-10-11 12:49 PM

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Anna - I admire anyone who spends their own time achieving personal goals, but to do what she's done to her body is very unnatural. The extreme muscle build up, the fake boobs, the bad nose job, so much fake tan that it covers her tattoos; it all combines to make one very ugly looking person

The Idle Biker 05-10-11 02:48 PM

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Fair play on her absorbing all that work and all those drugs. No I wouldn't touch her, but compared to the other munters in the picture, yes I would. As for Jessica Ennis? Oh yes, oh very yes.

Lozzo 05-10-11 03:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Idle Biker (Post 2611946)
As for Jessica Ennis? Oh yes, oh very yes.

Jessica Ennis is the epitome of fit, I would like to buy her a salad and a bottle of water. Bet she's a really cheap date with a fitness regime like that.

Sid Squid 05-10-11 03:22 PM

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Dear me no!

NTECUK 05-10-11 03:31 PM

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http://www.essexairambulance.uk.com/...%20run%204.jpg
She looked rather diffrent Sept 11th Essex Air Ambulance Bike Run

Biker Biggles 05-10-11 04:09 PM

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Hell no,but I thought that before the body building thing.
Does Shaky still oblige her?

Bibio 05-10-11 04:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBaddad (Post 2611832)

i reckon i could play hand puppets with those 2 but only if they promise not to sing :smt098


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