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Why don't they all just tweet off.

Do they not know it is the middle of the night.

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heheheeeee

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good morning mr wilky

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Hello Dave, just coming in? or on a late one?

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going home in about a hour then a ver generous 10 hrs off then back in again
dont you just love it

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On fine form there Tim.

Bet the noisiest ones are girls too!

Pete ;)

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Eee Tim, got that reputation to uphold eh? You're doing a grand job :P

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Just opinionated due to a lack of kip.

I'd shoot them sky rats but the neighbours would complain. I suppose to sort out the problem I should shoot the neighbours (and daughter) who put out bird food to encourage them in the first place.

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They don't sing with their mouths full of food Tim :-P

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Don't worry Tim, only four weeks to go and the nights will start drawing in again so the chorus will start a bit later each day...

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My neighbour has dove cots and from around three in the morning they start their woohoo woohoo woohoo bleeding woohoo woohoo woohoo non stop every bleeding day, why cant they just nod to each other quietly :(

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Cos that wouldn't get them laid (the birds themselves not eggs!) on the basis of who can shout loudest, bit like being in town on a saturday night :)

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This morning it was

Ring ding ding putt putt Ring ding ding putt followed by the work phone 10 minutes later

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Its lovely to hear at that time

When I worked nights and all the birds were twittering it was over halfway through the 12 hrs and almost hometime.

Even if it was 3.30 am!

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I like waking up to the dawn chorus. If I weren't ready to wake up they wouldn't wake me up.

I like the way you take on nature.

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I doesn't wake me up, never has. Mind you, when I was a student the house next door but one caught fire. The fire engine was parked practically outside my window and they'd been there about 2 hours, with the blues still flashing, before I finally woke up!

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What you still doing up, Tim.
You know dawn chorus starts in about 5 hours!

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Best answer in the Universe ..... how I guffawed

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Nice to know the noisy beggers are having fun while keeping me awake ;) hmm must practice my shouting :)

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lol only problem with this heat is having to leave the windows open overnight, i'm a light sleeper and get woken up as soon as they all open their beaks, thankfully trying to work out what's singing what is what sends me back to sleep :-P

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Tim:
This . .
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...33860585_n.jpg

. . has you written all over it! ;)

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Compared to normal when you have what excuse?

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Being awake

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Sorted

Pete ;)

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now i take offence to that im lancastrian an i aint that bad am i?

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yes

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It`s a trap , nobody reply to this

Oh FFS .............. I`m outta here

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I think this has to now end in tears.

Go get him Gemma.

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Oh, send the laydee in to do your dirty work, Tim!
Why dont you?

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i purposely went out in the garden with my breakfast to listen to the dawn chorus, I heard them tweeting and trilling and thought of you Tim teehee

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Simple tip here, get yourself a bird of prey. When ever we take Alby out into the garden, the song birds get somewhat quieter. It is a strange experience, but a peaceful one. The only down side is that Alby poos every ten minutes and the smell is appalling. ;-)

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Even more spooky is a solar eclipse:
Bats come out
Birds shut up & go in

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I have somewhere a photo of a kestrel taking a skyrat apart on my lawn. Messy devil never cleaned up after herself.

As a kid, we rescued 3 from an abandoned nest. Pampered bird wouldn't eat unless we plucked the pigeon we were feeding them on first.

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Its Kes

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07b/kes_450x300.jpg

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Now that's what I dreaded.

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Must be the hair loss turned you that way, Tim? ;)

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Tim ......... Tim .................................................. .......... Tim .............. TIM

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TIMMMMMM








You awake yet ?

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Tim
WAKEY WAKEY!

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Lazy git still asleep :rolleyes: