Office for administrative affairs official credit tracking thread.
 

Correct as of 17:45 BST, 12/10/12
Andrewsmith: -1
'Bob': 5
Bordtea: 2
DaddyJob: 13
DaveWeir: 10
Dirtydog: -2
Fallout: -10
GrandDaddyJob: 3
Grant: -2
Jammy: 9
LittlePeaHead: 8
Lozzo: 1
Mark_h: 13
Rictus01: 1
Runako: -2
Spank86: 23
The Idle Biker: 0
Thunderace: 11
Tomor: -3
TonyK: 1
Widepants: 1
Wideboy: -1
Wildkid: -3
Currently tracking is only taking place on those who have received a score all others on initial 0.

Ongoing SPAM tracking:

Fallout +3 if evidence of riding minister of cakes can be provided before or during TA's BBQ
Tomor +3 if Falloutesque comedy how-to for rear shock vid appears between now and end of October
Mark_H +2 once I've proven that LEGAL, SAFE & CONSIDERATE (ie, sustainable) filtering is something I'm actually pretty good at!
AndrewSmith -10 if +1 above drives return to historic behvaiour.
LPH -5 if still promoting rebellion after a presidential visit.

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I assume this is a cross-thread check. If an audit determines the checking was only against the main thread then you'll be down another point I'm afraid.

I believe Minister of Cakes is accountable for cabinet disciplinary action so long as her rebellious tendencies have been curtailed.

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All scores generated from a mark_h forum search based on all posts in the GM section only and beginning on 28/6/12 1:10pm with the announcement of the system.

Does not include any scores given in other forum sections as I wasn't aware that there were any.

Although, since it's the minister for cakes doing the disciplining I'm not sure that's much incentive for me to keep in line.

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Glad to see I have the lowest score. Corruption should be an infestation rising to the very top.

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Erm, daddyjob.

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+1 Spank for good, sustainable job and excellent response.
-1 Fallout for assuming he had the worse score when he didn't which is clearly unsustainable.

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Shall I bring my spanking cane?

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Clearly our system is similar to the of the QI scoring system.

LPH yes, at all times. A cattle prod too

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Never tried that, but sure, why not.


What's the safe word?

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Moooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I bet I have to get the exact right number of o's too.

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exactly, that's why it's such a good safe word. Also you have to prenounce it right, with a slight touch of a dutch accent

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But Dutch cows don't say moo.

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i didn't say moooooooooo in dutch, only with a slight dutch accent

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But how would you put a dutch accent on a word you'll never hear a Dutch person use?

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this is why Moooooooooooooooooooo is the safe word ;)

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@Mark_h How does serious thread derailment affect credits?

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This is clearly an administrative issue.

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I agree, it was derailed by the Minister of Administration, and therefore is an administration issue

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Unhealthy knowledge of Dutch cows clearly unsustainable behaviour -2 Daddyjob. You and cow should make appointment to see TIB for re-alignment.

Ensuring details are understood and clarifying ambiguity excellent administrative sustainability +1 Spank

Being a big girly snitch -1 Thunderace

Yours on overtime,
Minister of sustainability

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Mark_h -2 i never said the cow was Dutch ;)

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Ah but you see it is making this thread unsustainable, so therefore falls under the umbrella of the Department for Sustainability, and thus to the Minister for Sustainability.

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No once again you misunderstand, only the Minister for Sustainability can add or remove credits!

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i wasn;t implying Mark_h -2, i typed incorrectly. It should read Mark_h, -2? i never said the cow was dutch ;)

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Daddyjob -2 more for unsustainable typing. You are letting yourself down, the party down and making lots of work for the Admin folks to keep track.

Clearly if the cow sounds Dutch it's either Dutch or possibly South African. The fact that your key defense relies on casting doubt on the nationality of the cow rather than the unsustainable nature of your activities is not helping your case.

I suggest you use your time out west to reflect on your life-style choices and whether you become the first person to volunteer to spend a spell in the PUB.

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woohoo, i have the most amount of points! albeit, a negative amount :lol: Never said the cow was dutch, or even a cow was involved. Only that the safe word is Mooooooooooooooo, said with a slight dutch accent. Spank mentioned a cow was involved.

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Highest amount of negative credits! Hmm first round in Bodmin from the Road Safety Minister methinks!;)

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Road Safety minister says that mixing drink with squaddie and motorbike is a bad idea

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Not so, mixing squaddie and drink is always entertaining! And I wasn't suggesting we drink and ride, but there should be a bar on site or a pub nearby so that you can get the first round in!;)

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Remember, 1 x Astell = dramatically improved riding. 2+ x Astell = hedge bed.

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5+ x Astell = talk a damn good ride.


However -1 credit Fallout for encouraging the drinking of Lager. We are a manly administration and Lager is for unsustainable teenagers. From now on all party members shall drink Bitter or when down west Cider in both cases showing a preference for hand-pulled. Any Cider served with ice or written in French does not count. Minister of cakes may have a Babycham to celebrate her girlyness.

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Typo there, Minister. I meant Aspall, which of course is a premier cider of unimaginable splendidness. So do your thing.

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@Spank. Can you get your team to audit this please.

Statement from the defense above...

However initial declaration of safe-word follows....
These are now stored here in a tamper-evident vault to ensure no retro-accuracy is applied. To my aged eyes I believe the initial safe work is longer than the defended safe word. Potential very serious offence of both inaccuracy and misleading other party members into entering into a situation where safe-word is not sustainable.

Suggest Admin team perform review and report back. I feel however that we could be seeing our first deportation. We may be able to commute it to a community service in Bodmin but that will require cabinet approval given the grievous nature of cow bummer's crime.

Yours disappointingly,
Minister for sustainability.

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Officially new sustainable safe phrase is

fy cyw iâr wedi'i tagu

Nice and simple and unlikely to be uttered by mistake

Should help if you find yourself in an unsafe situation while over the border.

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Theres a definite discrepancy there, over and above the dutch accent controversy.

With regards to the cow/accent I was merely pointing out that neither dutch cows nor people say moo, creating a situation where there is no dutch accent for the word.

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To make life easier from this point in I'll stick a keyword in any post that includes a credit adjustment. XCA will be the tag.

XCA Spank -1 credit for not thinking up this labour saving credit tracking amendment.

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That sounds like a sustainability issue, not an administrative one.

My plan was to take on more staff in the grandest traditions of my office.

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XCA +3 credits Spank for obvious reasons. Good lad!

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Correct as of 18:10 BST, 29/8/12

DaddyJob: -5
Fallout: -2
Grant: 1 (+/-2)
Grants "friend": 1
Jammy: 1
Mark_h: 3
Spank86: 5
Thunderace: 4
Tomor: 1
TonyK: 1
Widepants: 1

Currently tracking is only taking place on those who have received a score all others on initial 0.

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There should be an official enquiry into the points totting up