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Von Teese

21-11-12 06:37 AM

Naughty or Nice?

Will you be on Santa's 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year and what will you be asking for?

I will start:

Dear Santa,
This year I have been a VERY good girl:
I have worked VERY hard and have been kind to others, helped out a lot of people and looked after a lot of needy animals and I just know I will be on your 'Nice' list.

For Christmas I would like one of these:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...d_Tris/van.png
Oh and it has to be a nice new shiny one please because my rule with horses is: 'Never use anything second hand' :)

Thanks Santa

VT x

NTECUK

21-11-12 08:11 AM

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Dear Santa .
Please leave the coal quietly .
Do not follow the link if you are easly offended .

Martin - the link makes you a very naughty boy!

joshwalker094

21-11-12 08:33 AM

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Martin tut tut the link was removed before I could watch it

NTECUK

21-11-12 08:42 AM

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You can beet me on the EAR southwold run messie
Ps part of the kwaker owners club so only with socks

joshwalker094

21-11-12 08:46 AM

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Haha I love it :) I'll be sharing that later on
Thanks Martin

For Xmas, a shiny new van with insurance and all new gardening equipment would be brilliant
If not I'll settle for a new motorbike like a gsxr750 or maybe a tiger or 1050

-Ralph-

21-11-12 09:15 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2799788)

[B][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Will you be on Santa's 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year and what will you be asking for?

You really need to ask?

I'll be buying myself a Mountain Bike, an Air Rifle, or new Swiss watch. Haven't decided which yet.

If Santa wants to bring me something a winning lottery ticket would be gratefully received.

Von Teese

21-11-12 09:23 AM

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Ohh I missed the link too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ralph- (Post 2799819)

If Santa wants to bring me something a winning lottery ticket would be gratefully received.

Oh wow, good one, might add that to my list too!

NTECUK

21-11-12 09:36 AM

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Me bad . Can't post it on hear as its got naughty language VT.
Messie will so slap me if I did put it up again .

Von Teese

21-11-12 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by NTECUK (Post 2799822)

Me bad . Can't post it on hear as its got naughty language VT.
Messie will so slap me if I did put it up again .

Oops you will deffo be on Santa's Naughty list then!
Does naughty language put you on the 'bad person' Santa list. If so I'm in trouble!

NTECUK

21-11-12 09:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2799823)

Oops you will deffo be on Santa's Naughty list then!
Does naughty language put you on the 'bad person' Santa list. If so I'm in trouble!

That and wearing a naughty nurses outfit VT .
I'm thinking by pass Santa and get newer bike.

Von Teese

21-11-12 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NTECUK (Post 2799825)

That and wearing a naughty nurses outfit VT .
I'm thinking by pass Santa and get newer bike.

Dammit!
And I thought I would most certainly be on the 'Nice' list this year for a change. Oh well!!!

Bypass for me is in order too, we are off to choose the fittings for my van :)

NTECUK

21-11-12 10:01 AM

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I'm going to be nice to Mrs tec to wrangle my bike..
Maybe just maybe it might out way the bad and I'll get a tangerine in my stocking :cheers:

Von Teese

21-11-12 06:56 PM

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Try being good, there is still time! ;)

Spent 6 hours travelling today but worth it, horsebox bits all chosen now just need to order which matting I want :)

widepants

21-11-12 07:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2799788)

Will you be on Santa's 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year and what will you be asking for?

I will start:

Dear Santa,
This year I have been a VERY good girl:
I have worked VERY hard and have been kind to others, helped out a lot of people and looked after a lot of needy animals and I just know I will be on your 'Nice' list.

For Christmas I would like one of these:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...d_Tris/van.png
Oh and it has to be a nice new shiny one please because my rule with horses is: 'Never use anything second hand' :)

Thanks Santa

VT x

my brother just got one like this for his daughter.Are they expensive

Bibio

21-11-12 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by widepants (Post 2800061)

my brother just got one like this for his daughter.Are they expensive

take a transit van and triple the price.

Bibio

21-11-12 07:16 PM

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i must be a right horrid person as i don't get presents :-(

Bluepete

21-11-12 07:28 PM

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I have been a very good boy and locked up lots of baddies this year.

For Christmas, I want a puppy.

Thank-you,

Pete ;)

Specialone

21-11-12 07:31 PM

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Im a git at times and I still do well at Xmas, the good must outweigh the not so good.

Bluepete

21-11-12 07:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by specialone (Post 2800088)

Im a git at times and I still do well at Xmas, the good must out way* the no so good.

weigh.

HTH.

Pete ;)

Specialone

21-11-12 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2800089)

weigh.

HTH.

Pete ;)

In my defence my grammar is normally well god innit, I'm on my phone so my standards drop a tad, but thanks for the correction Peter.

Bluepete

21-11-12 07:47 PM

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You're welcome!

Pete ;)

Supervox

21-11-12 10:48 PM

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Jen, if you want one of those I think you'd better start being very naughty ;)

Jayneflakes

22-11-12 01:04 AM

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I am always naughty, I actually was given a lump of coal one year as a gift, but it did come in a lovely little tin.

To be honest, with some of the things I get up to these days, I wont even get a lump of coal!

*runs off to finish knitting her naughty undies out of wire wool!*
;-)

Von Teese

22-11-12 06:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by widepants (Post 2800061)

my brother just got one like this for his daughter.Are they expensive

A tad:
http://horseboxesinternational.com/h...ale/index.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2800075)

take a transit van and triple the price.

Yessir, that is about right
However we already own the van and my fiance is a Mechanical engineer and auto electrician with lots of experience working on motorhomes etc, so he is going to build it for me which is great because then I get EXACTLY what I want and it will all be brand new inside, painted to my colours and we don't pay the exorbitant cost of buying a custom built one which is megabucks!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2800077)

i must be a right horrid person as i don't get presents :-(

Perhaps you should hang out with really naughty people like Jayne and then you will look like a Saint and Santa will be impressed and put you back on his present list?:smt084

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2800086)

I have been a very good boy and locked up lots of baddies this year. For Christmas, I want a puppy.

If that is true Petey, then what breed would you get?

Quote:

Originally Posted by specialone (Post 2800088)

Im a git at times and I still do well at Xmas, the good must outweigh the not so good.

Maybe you should share your secret with Bibio (see comment above)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supervox (Post 2800169)

Jen, if you want one of those I think you'd better start being very naughty ;)

Well this year I worked FAR too hard to even have time to be naughty, however I am on holiday for the rest of this year (bar a few shifts) and have started an AMAZING new part time job so will get time to ride the horses and spend more time on here, where I am sure the influence of all you naughty .orgers will help x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 2800185)

I am always naughty, I actually was given a lump of coal one year as a gift, but it did come in a lovely little tin.

Awwwww you are so sweet Jaynie xxx I just love you to bits x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 2800185)

*runs off to finish knitting her naughty undies out of wire wool!*
;-)

I hope you are making me a pair!!!
Oh and I might ring you today about flying the owls and stuff x

jambo

22-11-12 09:58 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2800198)

If that is true Petey, then what breed would you get?

Doesn't matter it's for his Orca...

I'll get my coat...

Von Teese

22-11-12 10:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jambo (Post 2800256)

Doesn't matter it's for his Orca...

I'll get my coat...

Ah I saw that!
Mental!

Bluepete

22-11-12 05:49 PM

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If all goes to plan on Sunday, we're getting Poppy the Springador from blue cross in Thirsk.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/k...d4740e620b.jpg

Pete ;)

Von Teese

22-11-12 05:55 PM

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Oh wow, congratulations she is very cute!
(by the way if you need anything just let me know x)

Bluepete

22-11-12 05:57 PM

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Thanks hun!

Pete ;)

keith_d

22-11-12 06:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2800444)

Thanks hun!

Pete ;)

Maybe Santa will bring Pete some behaviour training, for him and/or the cute doggie...

I'm hoping Santa will bring me a contribution towards one of these;

http://www.camerasunderwater.co.uk/lm-sola800

They are awesomely good, but frighteningly expensive. If Santa and all his little helpers had a whip round that might just bring the price within reach.

Keith.

Von Teese

22-11-12 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by keith_d (Post 2800451)

Well I am a dog behaviourist as well as a Registered Veterinary Nurse but I'm not sure I can help Pete ;) (just joking Petey, love you really xx :smt054)

Keith, that is one amazing camera!!
I think I read a thread on here about going diving. We were looking at going to either Egypt, Australia or Dominica next year. I want Mr VT to get his open water course. I need to refresh my Divemaster qually so we might get my instructor to do the confined stuff over here first.

Not sure if we will do liveaboard but it might be fun if there are others who want to go in a group. We also want to go snowboarding in Feb next year for a week so if anyone is interested in that give me a shout. I know Graciepants was on about it a while ago.
OK not gonna derail my own thread!

Ceri JC

22-11-12 07:08 PM

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Trek Session 9.9 (Downhill MTB)
HP4
KTM Freeride
Thanks Santa

keith_d

23-11-12 06:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2800463)

Not sure if we will do liveaboard but it might be fun if there are others who want to go in a group.

I could be tempted by a liveaboard sometime next year. Eat-sleep-dive isn't a bad way to spend a week. Just remember, underwater photographers make dreadful buddies. They've always got their face stuck on the back of a camera trying to photograph some :fish:

Von Teese

24-11-12 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by keith_d (Post 2800925)

Just remember, underwater photographers make dreadful buddies. They've always got their face stuck on the back of a camera trying to photograph some :fish:

That's ok, I will let the Instructor buddy with you then ;)

keith_d

25-11-12 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2801098)

That's ok, I will let the Instructor buddy with you then ;)

I thought the Instructor was supposed to buddy the least competent diver... err... um....

yorkie_chris

25-11-12 10:22 AM

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Scapa flow? Don't think you get an instructor to hold your hand unless you bring your own though! :-P

Von Teese

25-11-12 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkie_chris (Post 2801513)

Scapa flow? Don't think you get an instructor to hold your hand unless you bring your own though! :-P

I've got a choice of 3 Instructors that would be happy to watch Keith while he snaps photos.

I personally will be keeping a beady eye on Mr VT as he hasn't dived before.

yorkie_chris

25-11-12 10:01 PM

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Or that .org trip to loch fyne that there has been rumblings of. Self catering cottage at side of loch... nice cheap weekend diving.
Excellent open fire you can sit by and glug a bottle and a half of malt by too ... #hic#

And you get air fills from a fire engine bet you don't get that anywhere else :)

Bluepete

25-11-12 10:08 PM

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I'll come to that Chris, and I don't even dive!

Pete ;)

yorkie_chris

25-11-12 10:24 PM

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Wahey... Actually that would be great somebody did say we were making it look like a drinking club with a diving problem.
Making the diving side of it completely optional would seal the deal!

Lovely dog but bloody hell another designer mongrel... won't be any pure breeds left in 10 years! :-P

Re, the OP... shaft me sideways £20 grand on a van to cart some glue about! You horsey lot must sh*t rolls of £20 notes...

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