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U.K.Ajay 16-09-04 08:51 AM

Stupid Acorn!
 
On my way to work and an acorn falls out of the tree, (think it is a bit early for falling acorns, so me finks it was a pesky squirrel, die squirrel die! :lol: ) and hits me square in the chest. This stung a bit as I was doing about 70mph at the time, I did laugh about it, however...........It bounced off my chest and got stuck between my double bubble and that little shelf (I have a k2). When I stopped I tried to grab it, and it then made its way down into my faring and did not hit the ground! :(

The question is, do you think it will cause any damage (rattling around behind the lights) and should I now spend my time taking off the fairing in search of the little bugger?

Iansv 16-09-04 08:53 AM

Thats no way to talk about Jordan...

can't see any problem with it being there but its not much work to take the front fairing off....

Mr Toad 16-09-04 09:02 AM

Excellent

I had a slight accident last year involving a conker and a schoolboy (cue for smutty innuendo :D ).
I was riding along quite slowly about to turn a sharp bend, and my front wheel went over a conker that was in the road. It can't have been completely in the centre of the tyre as the conker shot out of its shell . . . and hit a schoolboy in the balls. :shock:
He hit the pavement like a sack of spuds, so I stopped to make sure he was OK. He was with a group of mates who all thought it was hilarious :lol:

Unfortunately some plonker with a mobile must have misinterpreted what was happening, and before I knew it, there were 2 police cars and an ambulance in attendance :oops:

Smiffy 16-09-04 09:12 AM

I can see where his mates were coming from. Getting hit in the nuts is almost always funny when it happens to someone else.

Iansv 16-09-04 09:12 AM

OH god thats the funniest thing i've heard in months!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cronos 16-09-04 09:28 AM

When you start to see branches growing out of your fairing then you've got a problem!!!!

The conkers story is a classic. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Amanda M 16-09-04 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Toad
Excellent

I had a slight accident last year involving a conker and a schoolboy (cue for smutty innuendo :D ).
I was riding along quite slowly about to turn a sharp bend, and my front wheel went over a conker that was in the road. It can't have been completely in the centre of the tyre as the conker shot out of its shell . . . and hit a schoolboy in the balls. :shock:
He hit the pavement like a sack of spuds, so I stopped to make sure he was OK. He was with a group of mates who all thought it was hilarious :lol:

Unfortunately some plonker with a mobile must have misinterpreted what was happening, and before I knew it, there were 2 police cars and an ambulance in attendance :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Balky001 16-09-04 10:47 AM

I bet this poor lad did a good impression of that Panda in the chicken sauce advert - 'Oh, me conkers'. I suppose this conker is at least a 2'er now.

Scoobs 16-09-04 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Toad
Excellent

I had a slight accident last year involving a conker and a schoolboy (cue for smutty innuendo :D ).
I was riding along quite slowly about to turn a sharp bend, and my front wheel went over a conker that was in the road. It can't have been completely in the centre of the tyre as the conker shot out of its shell . . . and hit a schoolboy in the balls. :shock:
He hit the pavement like a sack of spuds, so I stopped to make sure he was OK. He was with a group of mates who all thought it was hilarious :lol:

Unfortunately some plonker with a mobile must have misinterpreted what was happening, and before I knew it, there were 2 police cars and an ambulance in attendance :oops:

Hat's off to the Toad boy. Hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trix 16-09-04 03:18 PM

Ha ha :lol:

Most amusing story. :lol: :lol:

embee 16-09-04 05:25 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Absolute gem! :lol:

Fortunately I have been blessed with the ability to laugh at the misfortune of others. :twisted:

simon-temple 16-09-04 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Toad
Excellent

I had a slight accident last year involving a conker and a schoolboy (cue for smutty innuendo :D ).
I was riding along quite slowly about to turn a sharp bend, and my front wheel went over a conker that was in the road. It can't have been completely in the centre of the tyre as the conker shot out of its shell . . . and hit a schoolboy in the balls. :shock:
He hit the pavement like a sack of spuds, so I stopped to make sure he was OK. He was with a group of mates who all thought it was hilarious :lol:

Unfortunately some plonker with a mobile must have misinterpreted what was happening, and before I knew it, there were 2 police cars and an ambulance in attendance :oops:

that story brought a tear to my eyes, let alone the kids :D you could say that story is....."the mutts nuts" :D

Ok, I'll get my coat...

Mr Toad 16-09-04 07:44 PM

I don't actually remember it being that funny at the time - the Mr Plods did their best to make me feel like a holigan :lol:

Bet the kid remembers it though :shock:

ruff_ryder 16-09-04 09:10 PM

pmsl...god thats the funiest thing ive heard in ages.. i cant believe you've not told us about that 1 b4!..lol :lol: :lol: ..made my day tht has =D>

U.K.Ajay 17-09-04 08:29 AM

Now that was a hijack of my post however.........well worth it, that is one ace story :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Will get the fairing off this w/e

Mr Toad 17-09-04 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by U.K.Ajay
Now that was a hijack of my post however.........well worth it, that is one ace story :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Will get the fairing off this w/e

Well, a conker is worth more than an Acorn :wink:

Personally I'd leave it in there, see if it has sprouted by Easter :lol:


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