Valentine's day - share your ideas here
 

Got a good idea for the lurve day? Post it here and help those poor souls who have no imagination or time to think of anything themselves!

I'll start by getting the basics out of the way first:

Dinner (book now)
Flowers (as above)
Chocolates (do people still do that?)
Trip away somewhere
Gifts (bike bits for us lot, cosmetics, bags, shoes, haircuts, spa days etc for the ladies, pants, geeky stuff etc for the boys)
Romantic night in (dinner, dvd etc)
Naughty stuff for the bedroom (Ann Summers says thank you!)
Cinema/theatre/musical/concert/night out
One offs (eg, engagement ring ;) something you made yourself etc)

Hope that helps someone!

That all sounds a bit expensive.

How about just staying in and cuddling up on the sofa with the one you love?
Just sayingt he words, 'I love you' and meaning it for once.
Do the washing up
Put a wash in the washing machine
Work out how that thing called a hoover works and using it to some use around the house
Put the loo seat down
Finish those little jobs that you started
Not fart in bed
Hug her/him after the sex

See, it dont have all to be expensive

how about doing nothing? valentines day is right up there with fathers day and mothers day. completely unnecessary and a rip off.

There is nothing wrong with giving the less romantic people a nudge to make an effort for once!

aye :!:

Quite right to babe. He could have done the washing up last night as well ;)

lol

Valentines day.

Oh that day you try not to fart whilst she is doing that little something that proves she loves you :oops:

What? I already do all that. :lol:

Ok, to add for Thor
Take mrs shopping for shoes :shock:

:shock: :? :lol: :D

Open minded

Lol, now that would be romantic!

you is bad viney :D :D

hmm what do us guys get out of Valentine's day :-k

For valentines day i might defrag my love, and then take my other love out of the garage and give her a cleaning.

No money spent ;)

I don't see anything wrong with valentines day, however it doesn't mean that you have to spend a lot of money on it.
If you are affraid your girlfriend / boyfriend is going to like you less because you don't spend 600 quid on presents and whatnot, then you have a rubbish girlfriend / boyfriend (or maby both, but thats a different kettle of fish).

I'll be riding my woman like a horse, singing "Yeehaw" at the top of my voice ;)

yes my jap mistess, shall be given a good seeing too :wink: :lol:

Oi Falc take note :wink:

Valentines day I shall be working, in the evening having tried to book a table for dinner i'm gonna cook instead

hehe ok ok I can do that for one day I spose :D

Tell you what ill cook and be ready when you get back from work 8)

:lol:

Your gonna cook :shock: no hun safer if i cook

Oi :shock:

Your prolly right though, let me help with the wine then :lol:

hey, here's a thought - why dont the girls put the toilet seat UP when they've finished?

its a two way street. :lol:

Its my flat

your point being?

Oh ive argued that point too but its her toilet...not that it stops me :roll:

No answer to that

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Best to leave the seat down chaps :D

Thank you Fizz :D

LMAO :lol:

I'm away in warwick on block release from my apprenticeship fromt he 13th-17th, should be going on my bike, hopefully back on the road then. I will ride back to take my missus to a surprise dinner on tuesday night though, she knows nothing about it :)

Ooh, I'll be in Warwick, catching the train to London, will you be on your bike? I'll keep my eye's peeled.
So if you see some nutter waving, just ride the other way :lol:

Nutty.

I might be on my bike, it depends if my car is sold and if my bike is back on the road. You'll hear it though, and I have "Saint Matt" on my screen :)

valentines day is an artificial day designed simply to keep consumers spending at the end of the christmas boom.. i am opting out.

I'm following Gnan's example. Valentine's Day is a blatant rip off, Christmas without the green.