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haggis 18-05-06 07:17 PM

What gets my goat!!!! - What gets your goat???
 
Door-to-door insurance salesmen. Can't they take a bleedin' hint? :evil:

I've had the same guy come around every year trying to sell me the same policy. He came yesterday but I was 'away' and 'busy' then. :wink:

I was too, I was on the mighty .org so he was asked to try again another time. He was back tonight, caught me off guard this time. I was in the bike shed and he spotted the door open. Aaaargh!!!! Tools down then.

We sat in the living room and locked horns. Him determined to sell it, me determined to keep my money in my pocket. All the excuses came out. "Ahh Mr. MacLeod you have a similar policy with our rival. Well, I'd really suggest you reconsider. A lot of people we've spoken to have swapped to ours, so dis-satisfied with that company.....blah, blah.....We guarantee payout without a medical, they don't. I've heard some heart-breaking stories...."

"Well, do you have a leaflet I can browse and compare when I'm less busy?"

"Sure I'll check the car.....Oh sorry, I must have sold 30 new policies today. There are none left."


"Well, I'm not about to sign up without studying it. Maybe next year I'll swap."

"Oh, I'd hate to come back next year to find you have cancer or heart attack and not get a payout from them. I'm thinking of your interests here..."

"Like I said, I wan't to see it first. Goodbye now."

"Well, I hope you're in good health when I see you next year then Mr MacLeod."


:evil: :smt098

Razor 18-05-06 07:20 PM

Hmmm people who ask me what I am, loudly in public. Kinda rude dontcha think?

Apart from that I am happy as a hindu cow, must be the meds...

mysteryjimbo 18-05-06 07:23 PM

Re: What gets my goat!!!! - What gets your goat???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by haggis
"Sure I'll check the car.....Oh sorry, I must have sold 30 new policies today. There are none left."

Smells like BS....

Door to door "energy sales" and fascias!

Parents swearing and screaming at their out of control kids.

Parents who smoke around babies.

People who just cant make a decision or do something without being told

To name a few.

Richie 18-05-06 07:24 PM

Asking people to do something, then telling them to do the same thing again when it wasn't done correctly the first time.... :evil:

wyrdness 18-05-06 07:30 PM

It was two perverts from Carmarthen that got my goat.





(believe it or not, I originally heard that joke told by a vicar)

K 18-05-06 07:39 PM

Goat Thieves.

Razor 18-05-06 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K
Goat Thieves.

Goat rustlers?

medwaysv 18-05-06 07:46 PM

smart ar*e people who think they can do everything better than anyone else.

people who think they know everything.

rude & ignorant people who don't say thankyou when you hold open the door.

the human rights "bleeding hearts" brigade

people with no sense of humour :wink:

and miserable g*ts just like me :D

Warren 18-05-06 08:07 PM

at the moment, its people who think they are better than you cos they are in a suit.

kciN 18-05-06 08:24 PM

Did someone mention Goatse?

:lol:

northwind 18-05-06 08:29 PM

Currently, it's the guy at my work who tells people to do something knowing full well that it'll require doublechecking by him, then complains when they bring him the work for checking. Really very glad I don't have to listen to him...

Razor 18-05-06 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kciN
Did someone mention Goatse?

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

No don't, I'm pretty sure it'd get you banned for life.

kciN 18-05-06 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor
Quote:

Originally Posted by kciN
Did someone mention *****?

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

No don't, I'm pretty sure it'd get you banned for life.

Indeed, Razor! Schtumm

Come to think of it, this emoticon >> :idea:

:o

kwak zzr 18-05-06 10:18 PM

sunday cage drivers in the 60+ bracket. :evil:

kwak zzr 18-05-06 10:19 PM

with salesmen i'm just plain RUDE :evil:

Terence 18-05-06 11:10 PM

Re: What gets my goat!!!! - What gets your goat???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mysteryjimbo
Parents swearing and screaming at their out of control kids.

Parents who smoke around babies.

Oooh, I am so with you on that one...

Another one, people who walk their dogs and constantly jerk on the leads... How would you like it if I tied that f**king lead around your f**king neck and jerked you around you dumbass!!!
:smt092 :smt013 :smt076

sorry, had to edit that one to tone it down a bit!

ArtyLady 18-05-06 11:38 PM

what gets my goat is :-


computer generated sales calls

bad drivers

happy people first thing in the morning

:x :x

Anonymous 19-05-06 08:26 AM

Why are you folks so against sales?

Telesales is a VERY effective way for a company to generate sales leads for its BDMs.

Having worked in sales for the majority of my working life (which isnt that long, but still a good time), i wont hear a bad work uttereed about sales staff.

Id love to hear your reasons/justification for this "hatred".

:?

Viney 19-05-06 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor
Hmmm people who ask me what I am, loudly in public. Kinda rude dontcha think?

Apart from that I am happy as a hindu cow, must be the meds...

What?

sharriso74 19-05-06 08:28 AM

The reason I hate telesales firstly it is an unsolicited phone call taking me away from whatever I was doing. If I was intrested in the product I would have contacted them. I do not want to speak to some poorly paid call centre worker following a script.

keithd 19-05-06 08:28 AM

people that say what instead of pardon... :evil:

sharriso74 19-05-06 08:29 AM

Sunday drivers just as you get to the twisty bit :evil:

mysteryjimbo 19-05-06 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharriso74
The reason I hate telesales firstly it is an unsolicited phone call taking me away from whatever I was doing. If I was intrested in the product I would have contacted them. I do not want to speak to some poorly paid call centre worker following a script.

That goes for door to door as well....

Anonymous 19-05-06 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharriso74
The reason I hate telesales firstly it is an unsolicited phone call taking me away from whatever I was doing. If I was intrested in the product I would have contacted them. I do not want to speak to some poorly paid call centre worker following a script.

Thats just a standard excuse - however the purpose of telesales is two fold.

1) to increase awareness of any given product within the market place. You will be surprised about the number of people out there who before receiving a telesales call didnt know about that product. This is true in both B2C and B2B environments.

2) to increase the sales of that product. Telesales is a proven and ever increasing method of uping your sales figures. More and more companies are increasing their use of the telephone as the quickest and most convenient way of establishing customer contacts. Organisations recognise that telesales and telemarketing are a key part of their sales strategy.

I agree that there is nothing worse in receiving a poorly trained, hard sales, telemarketing call. I had one the other night from an Indian lady on behalf of Bulldog Broadband. The second i answered she launched into a poorly rehersed hard sell script. I had to shout her down to get her to listen to me. Telesalers like that will be costing business vast quantities of business. However, if you get a professional, well trained sales agent who knows his/her stuff - it can make all the difference.

Shinsei Jutsu 19-05-06 09:36 AM

The waiter after a nice meal in a posh restuarant..................... sorry I thought you said coat. :oops:

DanDare 19-05-06 09:38 AM

Sales or sales people frustrate me.

I either want something or I don't! I won't have someone making the choice for me.

The other thing is Sales people are only really driven by commision on what they sell. So they're not really interested in you or helping you. They're only really interested in making money from you.

A good salesman in my opinion makes the product sell itself.

sharriso74 19-05-06 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getyerkneedown
Quote:

Originally Posted by sharriso74
The reason I hate telesales firstly it is an unsolicited phone call taking me away from whatever I was doing. If I was intrested in the product I would have contacted them. I do not want to speak to some poorly paid call centre worker following a script.

Thats just a standard excuse - however the purpose of telesales is two fold.

1) to increase awareness of any given product within the market place. You will be surprised about the number of people out there who before receiving a telesales call didnt know about that product. This is true in both B2C and B2B environments.

2) to increase the sales of that product. Telesales is a proven and ever increasing method of uping your sales figures. More and more companies are increasing their use of the telephone as the quickest and most convenient way of establishing customer contacts. Organisations recognise that telesales and telemarketing are a key part of their sales strategy.

I agree that there is nothing worse in receiving a poorly trained, hard sales, telemarketing call. I had one the other night from an Indian lady on behalf of Bulldog Broadband. The second i answered she launched into a poorly rehersed hard sell script. I had to shout her down to get her to listen to me. Telesalers like that will be costing business vast quantities of business. However, if you get a professional, well trained sales agent who knows his/her stuff - it can make all the difference.

What you have said there is fair enough if I'm part of a company of a particular product that wants to increase their sales exposure. My point is from that of a private indvidual in their own home being cold called. If I had requested information on a particular product then fine call me otherwise this is a residential line so bugger off. I take enough calls from vendors at work I don't need it when I get home.

There many other avenues of advertising that are less obtrusive

Amanda M 19-05-06 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharriso74
Sunday drivers just as you get to the twisty bit :evil:

Oh I agree with you there :smt027

Amanda M 19-05-06 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinsei Jutsu
The waiter after a nice meal in a posh restuarant..................... sorry I thought you said coat. :oops:

Oh dear!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Iansv 19-05-06 10:09 AM

Everyone and Everything :)

stewboy 19-05-06 10:09 AM

Black cab drivers

Bus drivers

Jobs worths

People that dont answer there mobile with out good reason.

Black cab drivers

Non english speaking bank workers

Carphone wharehouse

Royal mail

wyrdness 19-05-06 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharriso74
Sunday drivers just as you get to the twisty bit :evil:

Especially the sunday drivers (or indeed any drivers) who insist on driving at 10mph under the speed limit.

UlsterSV 19-05-06 10:21 AM

You racist *******, stewboy [-X :smt065

stewboy 19-05-06 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UlsterSV
You racist b*stard, stewboy [-X :smt065


hows is that racist .....!!!! im not saying about their race im clearly stating that i like to speak to some one that can speak english


Doesnt have to be an english person ....for all i care they can be african , asian ,english , french or welsh ,


just along as i can understand them

Race doesnt come into it.

Dont be so quick to jump on peoples throat ...know youve made your self look silly

:roll:


Muppett

Anonymous 19-05-06 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanDare
Sales or sales people frustrate me.

I either want something or I don't! I won't have someone making the choice for me.

The other thing is Sales people are only really driven by commision on what they sell. So they're not really interested in you or helping you. They're only really interested in making money from you.

A good salesman in my opinion makes the product sell itself.

No product sells itself. Its a misguided theory.

The closest you can get is a product or service that is a "no-brainer". The Benefits of having that product/service is so obvious, it doesnt need someone to sell it hard. But it still needs sales and marketing people to take it to market and get it noticed by the target audience against all the other competition.

kciN 19-05-06 10:37 AM

People that use i instead of I
Make yourself important, people! :wink: (Not a slur on anyone here, just seems the English language these days has taken a turn for the worst.)

Stewboy, easy fella!!

How come people that don't answer their mobile, gets your goat?

Mobiles are great, but if someone doesn't want to answer it, they don't want to be disturbed! Goes for land-lines as well...

stewboy 19-05-06 10:44 AM

sorry
Quote:

Originally Posted by kciN
People that use i instead of I
Make yourself important, people! :wink: (Not a slur on anyone here, just seems the English language these days has taken a turn for the worst.)

Stewboy, easy fella!!

How come people that don't answer their mobile, gets your goat?

Mobiles are great, but if someone doesn't want to answer it, they don't want to be disturbed! Goes for land-lines as well...


:lol: i should say ...when people call me and say '' call me back '' and then dont asnwer


sorry didnt mean to get high rated but i dont like being called racist when im not ......

kciN 19-05-06 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewboy
sorry
Quote:

Originally Posted by kciN
People that use i instead of I
Make yourself important, people! :wink: (Not a slur on anyone here, just seems the English language these days has taken a turn for the worst.)

Stewboy, easy fella!!

How come people that don't answer their mobile, gets your goat?

Mobiles are great, but if someone doesn't want to answer it, they don't want to be disturbed! Goes for land-lines as well...


:lol: i should say ...when people call me and say '' call me back '' and then dont asnwer


sorry didnt mean to get high rated but i dont like being called racist when im not ......

No harm done mate!! :salut:

keithd 19-05-06 10:48 AM

was it the black cab drivers that he got wrong y'think?

black cabs ulster. not black drivers

sharriso74 19-05-06 10:50 AM

Black cabs chosen for their ability to do U-Turns. Normaly in front of bikers as the cabbies must be charged more for using their mirrors.


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