Riddle thread
 

Riddle me this;

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Yesterday, today and tomorrow

Correct, very fast 8)

Your turn!

I was going to go for Christmas eve, day and boxing day.

Thanks

Nope you carry on i don't know any riddles

What do you get when the lunatics take over the asylum?

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

He's lying.

agreed

Correct

He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says "everything" he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

Anyway---What do you get when the lunatics take over the asylum?














Madness gone politically correct. :lol:

A cowboy rides into town one day on his horse. He arrives on Friday, spends three days in town, then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

Friday is the horses' name.

No fooling you :lol:

<------------ Must be my age showing :roll:

Who can add up the numbers between 1 & 100 in their head?

Is it 1 + 100 =101 * 50 = 5050??? Or am I wrong? :?

Well, certainly, I can't think of a better way of doing it!
So that's the answer I was thinking of. Congrats.

There were some great Mensa tests they used to have on the front of the broadsheets a few years back. What was good about them was that you could do them the hard way, or you could do them in about 2 seconds with the right technique.

I've got one for you....

How many seconds are there in a year??

normal or leap year? :P :lol:

Doesn't matter :wink:

If a bike is travelling at 50mph but the speed limit is 30mph and an orange from Salisbury's cost 15p how long will it take to post a letter to Scotland......

You do the maths we'll do the pizza

Is it five hours, seventeen inches and thruppence?

From memory, 31536000 (std 24 hour day, 365 days a year). I remember working it out in a dull class when I was a teenager. Why, oh why, can't I remember the useful things in life?

Is that first class or second?

1st Recorded delivery

come one guys you should know this..

12 or 31536000, depending which 'seconds' you mean :wink:

If an electric train is doing 75mph into a 35 mph head wind, what speed is the smoke travelling at?

I'll set light to it to get the smoke....

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Mark was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Mark have to paint the number nine?

11

nope... try again

???
9
19
29
39
49
59
69
79
89
99

... Something tells me I'm not thinking 'outside the box'...... :P

yer something tells me that as well :P

well I'm going to bed now 1st person to get it before 5pm on Wednesday ill buy a drink at riverhead meet.

nn

what happend to 90 ?








only once...

20 I reckon.

including 90, 91, 92, 93, etc...

****. stupid brain. :lol:

once

I got the same answer as you at first, it was only when you wrote it out that it clicked...

good point, well made :lol: