Symapthy for my friend please - he had an accident.
 

My friend was working in an industrial kitcken the other week, you know the kind that makes all the ready meals for Letsco/Sainsway/Safeburys/ Wall-Fart etc.

He's a highly paid and highly skilled absailing engineer and was working on the pressure guage at the top of one of the big vats but had to undo his saftey harness to reach the part he was working on.
He slipped and fell into a huge vat of simmering curry mix. :shock:


He's OK now but......





























But he was in a Korma for a very long time.

:lol:

(i'll be here all week folks)

If you're trying to curry favour, you're failing miserably :lol: .


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shouldn't that be phal-ing miserably?




TAXI :lol:

Shami on you

OH DEAR LORD!!!!

please i beg you no more!!!

Well it is Fry-day and i thought another rubbish joke would help pass a few seconds of your lives for you.

Naan of you have called a taxi for me so far so it can be all that bad.

If he fell he could have low blood pressure - did they check his tikka?

I'm so seriously tempted to lock this thread :lol: .


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Don't get curried away it's only a bit of fun. :lol: :lol:

Hey, i dont often post jokes so when i do you gotta expect the worst.

Bombay aloo.

errm. :?

I can't believe you're (ras)malaigning his charachter.

He just wanted to bhagee in on the bad joke scene.

Goodbye every Bhaji, I've got to go :wink:



Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody IIRC

I thought the story could have been spiced up a bit myself? Like he emerged from said vat naked and with his kebab red raw? :wink: :P

How could you butcher the classics like that :shock:

You sir are a neander-dall

(sobbing) ...please stop.


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C'mon spiderman, pilau the other one.................

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ this post...

Spidey....Your as Madrass as a hatter! :P

did anyone let is popandmom know, poor chapati. He must have thought he was Binji jumping when he phall.

I bet he feels a bit of a palak now. With all that sauce on him I bet he had a saagwala. :?

i tried to come up with a funny, but phaaled miserably....

Spidey - are you going to Frith Street tonight - I hope it doesn't get too chilli

I'm going to poppadom in a mo

Spidey...Is this your Irish mate? Rogan Josh? :P :P

You mean it could be Jalfreizi-ing there tonight?

Ok just for you...

Naan, just killed a man,
Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

Too Late, My Dinner's Gone,
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat
Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantine
Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I'm on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....

(Guitar Solo)

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here

(Reprise)
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference To meee....
Anyway, my wind blows....shshshsh

He's a bit of a paratha your mate isn't he? :P

Those lyrics so much better than the original! :P :P :P :P

:winner:


:nomore:

hilarious...actually found myself singing along :lol:

You want to send that one via email and get one of those voice email readers to go through it. Now THAT'S funny.


Tikka hike, the lot of ya!

This thread really has tikka-ld my funny bone :lol:

As well as Queen Some of the other songs on his iPod....

Tears on my Pilau - Kylie
Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
Saad Aloo, push pineapple - Black Lace

And that classic from the "The Man in Black" himself Johnny Cash....


"and it burns,burns,burns

that ring of fire..."

Look your all getting curried away. The mods should tikka you off for this!

Dan

no they wont, it would be bad korma and theyd end up reincarnated as an ant.

Almost as bad as a curry on film....

Or...

Samosa like it Hot
Educating Riata
Lassi Come Home

THAT is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time :D :D :D :D

Lucky he fell in that vat, he could have fallen vindaloo.

Oh dear... some bad ones being thrown around... :lol: