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Joke time again
Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were standing at
the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 5 metres, and walked away. Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" :takeabow: |
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* Sound of tumble weed rolling by *
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on fine form again then :roll: :lol:
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Thats actually not too bad.
For a Cuffy joke :lol: |
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Even though I'm miserable as sin today I felt the stirrings of amusement.
Nice one cuffy. |
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Normal service resumed? :P Cheers Ben |
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