Sloganise me...
 

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Ping

:lol:

Memorable gems include:

The curiously Strong Ping
Absolut Ping.
Look, Ma, No Ping!
The Ping That Eats Like A Meal.
The Ultimate Ping Machine.
Time for a Sharp Ping.
Come One, Come All To Ping.
All You Add Is Ping.
Good Honest Ping Since 1896.
Ping Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.
Make Someone Happy with a Ping.
Don't Get Mad, Get Ping.
Uh-oh, Better Get Ping.
Top Breeders Recommend Ping.
It's Not All Ping, Ping, Ping, you know.
I Wish They All Could Be Ping Girls.
Got a Ping? You're in Luck.

and my favourite:

Feel The Raw Naked Ping Of The Road.
:lol:

Re: Sloganise me...
 

Oooooow, road rash! :shock:


So you're telling me they failed to mention "All hail the Iron Fist of Ping!" :roll: :wink:

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=k

:lol:

Though we've reverted to putting in rude words here in my office... :D


EDIT: btw you need to click on the 'sloganize' button to get more slogans...

my name entered came back with "better living with keithd"

i'm sure they spelt "loving" wrong......

"That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Tricky" :shock:

"Tricky-Lickin' Good" :thumbsup:

You've Always Got Time For Hovis.

you can really taste the hovis

my other half calls me scrag .... so I put that in ....

'It takes a tough man to make a tender scrag'



freaky!
:lol:

eugh:

"Melts In Your Kinvig, Not In Your Hand."


Its stings, I feel dirty.

Top Breeders Recommend Eden.

:thumleft:

Get Serious. Get Filipe.

8)

Just tried that with the word tw4t, first reply was

"My Doctor Says 'Tw4t'"

Made me laugh anyway! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great Skip. Great Times. :D

Built Viney Tough
The Better Way to Start the Viney
Viney, Take Me Away
Uh-oh, Better Get Viney.
Can You Tell Viney From Butter?
Refreshes the Viney Other Beers Cannot Reach.
All Viney, All The Time.
The Viney of Champions
Top Breeders Recommend Viney.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Viney.
Viney Really Satisfies
The Ultimate Viney Machine

hmmmm

Stretchie is so Bracing - :shock:

Kills All Known Stretchie - DEAD - Aaaaaarggggggggggggg.... Double :shock:

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Stretchie - The mind boggles

Gee, Your Stretchie Smells Terrific - Ha haa haaa. I like this one :winner:

Obey Your Stretchie - Oh this is getting better

Every Bubble's Passed Its Stretchie - OK, enough now


**edit**

Ok two more..

Behold the Power of Stretchie - This gets better

Got Stretchie? - I can't stop...

Stimulation for Body and Valleyboy.

Valleyboy Comes to Those Who Wait.

It's Not All Valleyboy, Valleyboy, Valleyboy, you know.

Valleyboy with the Less Fattening Centres. :shock: Im skinny enough as it is!

It's A Bit Of A Valleyboy

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Valleyboy Too? :lol:

Fill It To The Rim With Valleyboy. :shock: OK.. that ones just dirty!

Have You Forgotten How Good Valleyboy Tastes? :shock: OK... think I best stop now before they get worse! :lol:

Can confirm, they can get worse than that!

Do the Stingo.

Bread wi stingo taken out

Go on, get your dirtydog out
Got a Dirtydog? You're in luck
Promise her anything but give her Dirtydog
Drinka painta dirtydog a day

That'll be the Daimo.

What do you think to this Ping?!!?

"Double the Pleasure, Double the Blue_sv650s." 8) :D

The Non-Sticky Sticky Soulkiss.

Is Spidey In You?

or

What's In Your Spidey?

then

Uh-oh, Better Get Spidey.

:lol: this is great!

Just for the taste of tomcat .... tee hee !

:lol:

Cleans a Big, Big Ping For Less Than Half a Crown.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A Smooth-Running Ping is a Relaxing Experience.
:lol:

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Ping.

:D How topical. :D

OK, some of mine....

The Joy of Jelster.
Plink, Plink, Jelster...
Tell Them About The Jelster, Mummy.
I Liked The Jelster So Much, I Bought The Company!
A Finger of Jelster is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (?? :shock: )
Jelster Really Satisfies.
Go Crack a Jelster. (Sounds painful)
Sweet as the Moment When the Jelster Went "Pop" (So does that...)

.

Disturbing! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The Incredible, Edible Luckypants. :shock:

or

Behold the Power of Luckypants. 8)