Comedy names for ordinary objects
 

Don't think we've done this before....

What are your favourite alternative (and hopefully funny) names for ordinary objects.

To start us off I give you:

"Flea Rake" for the hair comb :D

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Ball bags.[-X

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Fun bags :p

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Hairnet - just for you Jabba :D

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Should have seen that one coming............ :rolleyes:

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blandit

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jug's:smt043

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min... cun.. sl.... ??? fairy - its about the only word to describe the bloody female organ that isnt offensive lol, [-X :D ? ? ?

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Over the shoulder bolder holder :p

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Oh - those sort of everyday objects. :D Front bottom anyone?


or



Zeppelins in the clouds. (Sausage and mash)

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Yaffling spanners or troffling rods for knife and fork :)

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:smt040 :takeabow:

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Craptop. (self explanatory)

snuggly (neck warmer, esp when pilfered for use by child)

cheeselets (socks, after being worn by said child)

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Eating spanners is along the same lines :)

Dizzy Cusion (Television, from Sam's little bro when he couldn't talk proper)

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mince pies < eyes

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Knife and folk = Fighting irons
Boobs = Top ********
Money = Queen heads
Fuel = Motion Lotion
Pubes = Curly clock springs
Hatey Jakes = Fatty Cakes

To name but a few. :-)

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In a similar vein........

Skinheads on a Raft (Beans on Toast)

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Babies heads - Steak and kidney pudding

sh1ts - spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce (similarly Bits, tits etc)

diddly-dot - computer.

Nelson's dandruff - salt.

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Cow Juice=Milk

Nicked from a friend (who's on the forum, so I'd best mention him!). But I love it and have used it ever since.

Lardy Coke= non diet coke

doofer=remote control

dennis=dehumidifier

cousin it=satnav.

shall I go on or get my coat!

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Gypsy's Kiss - Pi55
Richard the Third - Turd - can then be paraphrased for " Just going for a Richard"

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Claret - blood


gash - rubbish


dirty tabber - smoker :D ;)

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i call scoobs my little plum duff, but he's certainly not what i'd call ordinary...

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Sheep fur - wool

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Analog Writing Devices - pens and pencils. I can't use them to save my own life.

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Growler = Pork Pie
Goggle Box = TV
Laughing Tackle = Mouth
Peasant Wagon = Bus

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Cows juice+milk
Rat-**** = ratchet
Mouse-****= small ratchet
Squeaky meat=cheese

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in the last few replies we've had gash (rubbish) and growler (pork pie)

really really not the alternatives i was expecting to read....:smt103

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Oh dear!

Erm...

Whatsit,
Thingy (and the derived thingymajig),
Dodah,
Whatjamacallit

All useful for any number of object, can be interchanged, and can be use as thus "Hey thingy, pass me the whatjamacallit will ya? The Dodah? Yeah, the thingymajig!"

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:D not heard that in a while! :D

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tupence ;)

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Open heart surgery

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Banana hammock,
Poephol floss(afrikaans phrase for g-string)

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Council juice - water
cludge - toilet
hoodger - tv remote

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dooberry whatsit - anything

Matt

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How about 'lettuce leaves'? :D :smt023

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i expect that when this thread, the creator was expecting less smut , but what the hell,

spam javellin
furry cup
froobs

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Trying on the trapper's hat.

Snarling at the busby


:fish:

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wizards sleeve

horses collar

i could go on but on the grounds of "decency" i shall refrain for now!!:D

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Yep....me too, f'rinstance:

Growlers = skidders = males' underwear

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Nope :lol: