Penny for the guy!!
 

A chav and a chavette knocked on my door this morning, asking for a penny for the guy. I told them to p*ss off. If they can't afford fireworks it makes me very happy!
Door to door begging, or casing the houses for breaking in most likely. They've been staring through windows and letter boxes all along the street.

Re: Penny for the guy!!
 

wait till they come to your letter box then squirt washing up liquid through it.Works everytime

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Bleach is better :-$

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Or battery acid...:-$

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why not just shoot the little spongers

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Gids got the idea. If you only scar them, they can recover and return. Kill 'em, and that's one lot of life's annoying people gone for good. Call it...gene-pool cleansing.

Matt

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spoilsport

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Were these the two at the door?
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...ksphone063.jpg

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I swear they've been on the jeremy kyle show

Matt

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they're hot

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yeah the do look like that in fair oak

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just give the kids a penny, just 1 penny tho:)

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and then wait for the mini rocket or banger through your letter box.

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last yr I let the dog out,but they nicked him

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Round here we keep a bucket of water under the letterbox...

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hey razor that not a bad idea.