I applied for a million pound loan
 

You know those annoying popups that want to consolidate all your debts ect, well I filled one in yesterday. I asked for £1,000,000 and said I was in rented accomodation, no work and had CCJ's. I gave a false name and address, but I did give the number of an unused phone line we have here.
So far I've had 11 calls! The fun doesn't even stop there, I answer all the questions, tell them I want it for a yacht so I can sail round the world - which means obviously I will have to make the payments as and when I can.
I can't believe they carry on, they dont twig its just a wind up!!

No-one has acutally offered the money yet, well at least not the whole amount!