.. I wish I was a women ...
 

I think life would be much simpler at times ...

Girls have it pretty easy, especially good looking ones ...

Like today, I helped a damsel in distress - if it were a bloke - feck him, let him struggle/get wet!! :D

So logically women have a pretty sweet deal ... unlike us blokes

As even a moderate looking female; batter your eyelids, show a bit of leg/chest etc and the world opens up for you, with people falling over themselves to help/let you in/buy you a drink ... let you out of junctions etc etc ... it just doesn't work the other way round ... (or man-on-man (if you excuse the expression!!! :D)) ...

Think about it as a burd; regardless of what it is about ... I put a post on here and within 2 milliseconds I have 15 replies ... I am a bloke, so lets time this one ...

:smt061 It has a lot of advantages ...

What is really cool is that I could be a lesbian too, everyone likes lesbos !!!! :smt005

My only problem is that I'd make for one fugly woman!! :D

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Sorry, I didn't get any further than that :D

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lesbos are cool!!! ... unless they are the 'prisoner cell block H' looking type!! :D ... not what most of us blokes picture when the word lesbian is spoken ... that is very different ... I love lesbos!! :D

Now two (fit) scantily clad girls holding hands ... imagine what doors that could open for you in a male dominated arena?!!? 8)

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im a lesbo

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you'd get cheap car insurance too

http://busstop.typepad.com/blog/images/sheilas.jpg

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There is so much wrong with this thread I just don't know where to start, but suffice to say the grass is always greener.

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See my new Sig.......that's all :p :D:


Ben

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OMG.....................I'm a sig:-D

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Welllllll, I knows quality when I see it....and that was from the top drawer lol :)


Ben

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Lesbos? Disgraceful behaviour! NEVER catch me partaking in any of that malarky...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...6/DSC05104.jpg

Oh, yeah... THAT... Lol... Well, I admit to having a small glass of sweet sherry that night, so my sensibilities were a tad impaired. :-D

That's moi on the left, and socommk23's lovely lady, Lisa on the right. Shocking behaviour. (That's also socommk23 LAUGHING in the background).

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...6/DSC05103.jpg
And that's socommk23's THUMB raised too... shocking. I apologise. :smt053