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_drummer_ 20-11-07 08:50 AM

The tortoise of terror
 
The tortoise of CAERBANNOG (click)

TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the tortoise?
TIM: It is the tortoise.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary tortoise!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered reptile you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that tortoise's got a vicious streak a mile wide

JessicaRabbit 20-11-07 08:59 AM

Re: The tortoise of terror
 
What happened to that poor cat? It got the hair scared-off it!!

Paws 20-11-07 12:34 PM

Re: The tortoise of terror
 
Im going to have to show that to my little cousin, she had a tortise that lived freely in the house!!

Pedro68 20-11-07 12:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Paws (Post 1346091)
Im going to have to show that to my little cousin, she had a tortise that lived freely in the house!!

Someone should have taught her about tenancy agreements ;-)

Paws 20-11-07 12:41 PM

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pmsl!! wasnt funny, was only a small one, everytime i went in there i was scared id step on it!!
hers used to chase the cat aswell!

Spiderman 20-11-07 01:09 PM

Re: The tortoise of terror
 
what a little nutter.

I'm sure either of those cats could have bitten its little head off with no problem if they really wanted to tho ;)

Pedro68 20-11-07 01:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Paws (Post 1346101)
pmsl!! wasnt funny, was only a small one, everytime i went in there i was scared id step on it!!
hers used to chase the cat aswell!

:smt081 HOW does a tortoise CHASE a cat? PMSL!!

Paws 20-11-07 01:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedro68 (Post 1346152)
:smt081 HOW does a tortoise CHASE a cat? PMSL!!


same as that one in the vid, they can move when they want to!

Pedro68 20-11-07 01:15 PM

Re: The tortoise of terror
 
Oooh, I'm in work, so can't watch youtube (bloody god job actually otherwise I'd never get ANYTHING done!) :D

northwind 21-11-07 12:13 AM

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Aggressive tortoise is aggressive :lol: That is ace, I want one of those. I'll equip it with spikes.


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