is water good for you?
 

Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coil, (E. Coil) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Alcohol = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information...
I'm doing it as a public service.

Re: is water good for you?
 

Read an interesting book the other day "The History of the World in Six Glasses". Explained how different cultures developed different drinks due to the "dodgyness" of water in those days, and how it affected the way they acted and developed (trade and rituals etc.)

Water = bad
Alchohol = good

Re: is water good for you?
 

how long would it take to die if you drank beer instead of water then??

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Depends whether it was Fosters. If so, pretty quick:p

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I think you will find for health reasons:-

Beer = bad

Tea (especially herbal hippy stuff) = good!! :)

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I only drink water with the poo removed, either by filtering through the dales for 1000 years or a britta for 10 minutes

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Isn't Fosters just water with extra added poo? :smt045

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But then you'd probably want to.

In the Words of WC Fields: Water? Never touch the stuff - I understand fish f**k in it.

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Nothing wrong with council pop! I mean Im pretty sure that after you have drunk it for all your life im pretty sure you will have built up an imunity! :cool:

Beer = Bad because it = No ride bike/Ride bike and die... :rolleyes:

Re: is water good for you?
 

LMAO

Don't forget the hangovers that last longer the older you get!

I'm fine with drinking poo after all I like breathing in my own farts!!