Naziesque social club ban pensioner!
 

You just could not make this sh*t up!(Oops!)

Go read the link!:p There are some cracking quotes in it. There being a classic from the perpetrator himself! All aimed at those with a rather laddish sense of humour though I admit.:takeabow:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/7126973.stm

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"I am a loud farter, but there is no smell"

Even so, the situation is a stinker for him...

Matt

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Looks like he's been dealt the trump card there

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Could this tale fall in to the category of..."Ripping Yarns?":p

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As long as he doesn't follow through with the action....

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One wise old lad at the club I use got a letter from the committee about the use of his "industrial language". One of his mates and also a committee member was delegated the task of handing over said letter.

He came out the meeting, walked over to Eddie in the bar and said "The committee think you are a foul mouth little b'stard and I have to give you this".

Eddie read the letter, told George I want to know who thinks I am using "industrial language" and walked in on the committee meeting.

"Right then, I demand to know when anybody has ever heard any industrial language pass my lips. I spent 50 years avoiding work, and have been retired for 10. I don't think I have ever said the words Lathe or Milling Machine within these walls. So go f*** yourselves with industrial language"

George told him to shut his F***ing mouth and go finish his pint.

Best thing in my club, the committee ran it into the ground. So it is now run by a management company. Properly, the landlady rides an R1, her husband an R6. both all round good eggs who like a late drinks, bikes, sport etc. and any mention of committee and the perpetrator is given a mouthful of "industrial Language"

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Hmmm...there's something about this whole story that just doesn't smell right...

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It is abit skanky, i know people like that and it is foul. :(

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The old boy reckons that the whole situation has been "blown" out of proportion.:D

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Creating a stink over nothing methinks....