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Speedy Claire 11-04-08 11:08 AM

Free Knickers!!
 
A dilemna........

Today I received a large package addressed to someone I don`t know (but not the previous house owner). The package contained a magazine of erm.... sexual aids and toys and also another smaller package containing this free pair of knickers.


http://uploads.bikechat.net/Speedy Claire/knicks.jpg



So.............

Should I keep them and say nothing or should I do the decent thing and return them to the suppliers explaining the person is no longer at this address?

thedonal 11-04-08 11:10 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!

dizzyblonde 11-04-08 11:11 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
OMG talk about cheesewire....lol

Speedy Claire 11-04-08 11:11 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thedonal (Post 1473901)
HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!


OMG!!! well I seem to have your catalogue here too lol

Law 11-04-08 11:16 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Can we see them modeled by you before we make the decision? :smt112

Tris 11-04-08 11:16 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1473893)
A dilemna........

Should I keep them and say nothing or should I do the decent thing and return them to the suppliers explaining the person is no longer at this address?

My step-son gets loads of stuff from his "Friends" - usually incontinence pants and the like!

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing? ;)

Luckypants 11-04-08 11:17 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1473905)
OMG talk about cheesewire....lol

:smt046

SoulKiss 11-04-08 11:19 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Reminds me of something we once did to a kid at school....

Now to be fair, he was the class bully, and deserved everything, especially when you pick on the geeky, but imaginative kids.

Everything had been tried, parents round to talk to his parents who also didnt care etc, I guess they were proto-chavs or something.

Anyways

We found the back pages of the News of the World, and, after securing some stamps and envelopes, signed him up, at his home address for EVERY free offer from all the sex-toy advertisers.

Going by the bruises he sported a week or so later, I think his mum had opened his mail for him :P

Speedy Claire 11-04-08 11:20 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Law (Post 1473919)
Can we see them modeled by you before we make the decision? :smt112


That might just clash with the u rating lol and believe me wouldn`t be a pretty sight.. However I like Dizzy`s idea of cheesewire and might do a demonstration video of them cutting a wedge of cheddar :D

Speedy Claire 11-04-08 11:21 AM

Re: Free Knickers!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tris (Post 1473920)
My step-son gets loads of stuff from his "Friends" - usually incontinence pants and the like!

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing? ;)


Not really, my friends would be more likely to send me the incontinence pads lol


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