Being intimate with a goat...
 

Thought my 2000th post should start a pointless poll rather than just be an 'Ahoy' to a newbie or an 'it's not old nowadays' on a birthday thread, so here goes.

Heard this conundrum on the radio a while back...

Would you rather be intimate with a goat and it be a secret for ever or would you rather not but have everybody think that you did?

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

Its only a secret if the goat doesn't tell either.

Why is this a public poll? :mrgreen:

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

is there somthing your trying to tell us?

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

Its obvious, he made it with a goat!!!

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

There's definitely something "Jeremy Kyle" about this one...

Maybe:
"They're your kids now, nanny!"
or something...

PS - I have nothing to hide. Apart from the goat I keep in the garage.:smt096

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

Why do you ask? Something to hide...

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

tiger you need to get out more lol

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

and leave that goat in peace

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

Look, I had no idea it was a goat ok! I was drunk and I was sure she was a hairy woman wearing a horned hat who liked it from behind.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Re: Being intimate with a goat...
 

The Poll is a bit limited


C) Just done it. and quite happy to talk about it :smt057