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Camel 12-06-08 11:35 AM

Office games
 
I work in an open plan office, and managers (not me) and plebs (me) all sit together.

Anyway, my boss really likes to micro manage me, and my colleague (who doesn't report to him) always likes to take the p1ss!

So today we are talking about all things "micro"!

I have already asked my colleague if he has a microscope. Apparently, he had one for a birthday present when he was 8! He has asked me if I have a collection of MicroMachines - but I never had any :(

Alas, I need more suggestions from the mighty .org to help kick my colleagues ass!!

I know....immature, but great practice for keeping a straight face! :-D:-D

blue curvy jester 12-06-08 11:57 AM

Re: Office games
 
ask him if he studyied microbiology or kenysian theories of micro economics

what wattage his microwave is

does he prefer opera with a microphone or without a micro phone

Camel 12-06-08 11:59 AM

Re: Office games
 
Microwave.....check! :D

SoulKiss 12-06-08 12:01 PM

Re: Office games
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Camel (Post 1536641)
I work in an open plan office, and managers (not me) and plebs (me) all sit together.

Anyway, my boss really likes to micro manage me, and my colleague (who doesn't report to him) always likes to take the p1ss!

So today we are talking about all things "micro"!

I have already asked my colleague if he has a microscope. Apparently, he had one for a birthday present when he was 8! He has asked me if I have a collection of MicroMachines - but I never had any :(

Alas, I need more suggestions from the mighty .org to help kick my colleagues ass!!

I know....immature, but great practice for keeping a straight face! :-D:-D

Other topics for your condiseration

1) Microprocessors
2) Does your mobile phone use MicroSD cards?
3) Have you seen the Gameboy Micro

Ping 12-06-08 12:06 PM

Re: Office games
 
Has he ever flown a microlite?

Woz 12-06-08 12:07 PM

Re: Office games
 
Measured anything with a micrometer?

Warthog 12-06-08 12:15 PM

Re: Office games
 
anti-microbial action?
microlitre?

Kate Moss 12-06-08 12:16 PM

Re: Office games
 
Have you bought anything from Microdirect??

Caddy2000 12-06-08 12:40 PM

Re: Office games
 
Is he an Apple Mac man, or does he follow the rest of the sheep with MICROSOFT

Kinvig 12-06-08 01:54 PM

Re: Office games
 
Micromesan scanner?

It's a bracelet from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Death


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