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Jayneflakes 02-07-08 09:51 AM

Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
Got up this morning extra early for a job interview, having spent last night working until 12:30 on prep for it.

So got washed and put my best interview clothes on, brushed the cat hair off of my black skirt, closed the top button of my blouse with a safety pin because it popped open due to a slight weight gain in my bust. A touch of light make up and a pile of pain killers to fight off the stress head ache.

Carol got up early and drove me to the interview and wished me luck.

Some what nervous I wandered into the building and tried to find reception. Only it was closed.

Wrong day...

Interview is tomorrow. :smt045

Had to phone Carol to be picked up again, bless her she did not laugh at my stupid mistake. I thought it was tomorrow already...:shaking:

Please feel free to point and laugh :laughat:

hovis 02-07-08 09:54 AM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
:laughat: Jayneflakes

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Baph 02-07-08 09:59 AM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
:laughat:

timwilky 02-07-08 10:02 AM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 1555421)
closed the top button of my blouse with a safety pin because it popped open due to a slight weight gain in my bust.



So, you are telling us you have gone a bit booby. Why hide it. Any male interviewer would be talking to them anyway. We can't help it. Our brains are wired up funny like that.

Flamin_Squirrel 02-07-08 10:03 AM

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Thank your lucky stars it was closed. If it was open they'd have found out you'd couldn't work out what day of the week it was - wouldn't have been good for your employment prospects there!

SoulKiss 02-07-08 10:08 AM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
You should talk to Scoobs - he nearly turned up for the AR a MONTH early.....

And to quote that controversial youtube link from a few weeks ago

"BOOBIES"

Alpinestarhero 02-07-08 10:09 AM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahaa

pillock!!!


Na, its all good, just dont be late for tomorrow!

Matt

Jayneflakes 02-07-08 10:09 AM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 1555438)
So, you are telling us you have gone a bit booby. Why hide it. Any male interviewer would be talking to them anyway. We can't help it. Our brains are wired up funny like that.

Sadly it is with a woman and no hope of tempting her with my enlarged bust, the security guard informed me that she had got married recently and the name I had for her was out of date!

Am now back home, sulking and feeling rather stupid!

:(

Warthog 02-07-08 01:14 PM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
Well see it as a dry run, that's two potential mistakes corrected without her knowing!

BernardBikerchick 02-07-08 01:30 PM

Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
 
haa haa roflmfao !!!! quality !!!!

I always manager t o get the word boobies in interviews !!!!!! it is a must :D:D


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