BMW Caption Comp
 

I found this parked next to me at work today. It brought back memories, as I had one of these armoured cars for my action men back in the 70's.

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g...t/BMW_TANK.jpg

So Org, your suggestions for captions and top-box jokes please.

Also, kudos to Mr BMW Rider for blocking the drivers door of the car parked in the bike bay.

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BMW's new reserve tank was going down a storm with the style-conscious rider.

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Q has given Bond an extra special weapon this time. :)

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Ewan McGregor needed somewhere to store his prized collection of Black Hawk Down action figures during his next round the world trip.

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Inspired by his trip to Kazakhstan, Dirk Kinvig decided to market his own range of BMW touring accessories.

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ok whose put the tank bag in the wrong place

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Action Man ferret armoured car, complete with BMW bike and sad, bearded old geezer! In shops now!

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If I normally get 150 miles one one tank, how much do you think I'll get now?

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Despite the march of german technology, Herr Gruber still couldn't say goodbye to his little tank.

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I said PANNIERS not Panzers.

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2 fish in a tank

First fish turns to the other and says "I'll drive, you fire the gun"