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Wideboy 23-10-08 04:44 PM

oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
oh dear :smt044

out in the van today, going through some sh!t hole, group of NED's (none educated delinquent) walking along, hoods up. ****ing about with a football on the pavement (you can probably see were im going:cool:) when suddenly it rolls out into the road, car in front brakes and swerves round it but power steering in the transit all of a sudden locks :eek: :cool:........... POP!


I've not laughed that hard in ages :smt044:smt044:smt044

Stig 23-10-08 04:48 PM

Re: oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 1664583)
oh dear :smt044

out in the van today, going through some sh!t hole, group of NED's (none educated delinquent) walking along, hoods up. ****ing about with a football on the pavement (you can probably see were im going:cool:) when suddenly it rolls out into the road, car in front brakes and swerves round it but power steering in the transit all of a sudden locks :eek: :cool:........... POP!


I've not laughed that hard in ages :smt044:smt044:smt044

You knew they were uneducated delinquents how exactly?

chris8886 23-10-08 04:54 PM

Re: oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
that is rather mean, but it hasn't stopped me laughing!

Blue_SV650S 23-10-08 04:57 PM

Re: oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
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Originally Posted by chris8886 (Post 1664589)
that is rather mean, but it hasn't stopped me laughing!

+1!!

:smt044

Wideboy 23-10-08 05:03 PM

Re: oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
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Originally Posted by BigApe (Post 1664587)
You knew they were uneducated delinquents how exactly?


well the fact that they weren't at school was a abit of a giveaway

the_lone_wolf 23-10-08 05:05 PM

Re: oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
i was working in camberley high street yesterday, and a bunch of twenty-something sub-humans where busy getting drunk and swearing loudly at around midday, i was generally ignoring them when one of them yelled at the top of his lungs to another grunt accross the road - "oi, mate, you comin wiv us to getta drink" - to which he yells back - "naaah, i gotta be in va job centre at two" - as if it was some kind of hoop he had to jump through to get his dole money to spend on more bloody cider to drink at midday in the high street

boils my ****, paying taxes to support these scum when they treat jokseekers as an allowance to sit around and do nothing

so...

the long and short of it is that i laughed heartily, although you should have swerved..... and seen if you could collect a few of the scrotes on the pavement as well:cool:

Blue_SV650S 23-10-08 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf (Post 1664598)
boils my ****, paying taxes to support these scum when they treat jokseekers as an allowance to sit around and do nothing


To be fair, if they have registered as alcoholics, they get £500/week on top of that too to 'feed' their habit!! 8)

Law 23-10-08 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 1664596)
well the fact that they weren't at school was a abit of a giveaway

It's half term here. :rolleyes:

the_lone_wolf 23-10-08 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1664602)
To be fair, if they have registered as alcoholics, they get £500/week on top of that too to 'feed' their habit!! 8)

it would be funny if it wasn't probably true:D:(:rolleyes:

Frank 23-10-08 05:14 PM

Re: oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!
 
If they were my kids ,who were on school hols and heading to the park ,then you would be getting a visit from Mr 3 by 2


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