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The girl I had my first kiss with
Works in my local tescos where I get lunch.
Damn what was I thinking. Sick bag please. I hid. Shes bigger than 4 of me. How many of you lot have bumped into an ex/first girl you kissed/got it on with? What was your reaction. It didn't bring back particulary good memories, but then I was only like 9 years old :lol: |
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i got the ultimate revenge
i had to phone my ex and tell him what his child support assessment was Class! and my mate bumped into them last year - and yup it was the what were you thinking |
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Being happy over revenge is not a good trait to be proud of :lol:
I just mean, bumping into an ex somewhere without intent.... |
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you never met the ex - he deserved everything he got and no he didn't dump me I dumped him. He just had a very big mouth
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My tactic was to say "hiya" and carry on walking... Not exactly the sickbag routine but more of a "Just why?" feeling...
Asside from that, my ex-flatmate made a point of inviting my ex around to our flat when I was in with the missus about a year ago. ****ing ****, I got him back in the end mind :) |
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I was with the wife at a physiotherapy outpatients when a lady and child sat next to me and she said "Hello Tim".
After a second or two I realised it was the girl that so many years ago I had my first `you know too much information etc.` with. Hello, says I. "Is this your daughter? No it is my grand daughter. She smiles as she sees me start thinking/counting and says My daughter is 25. worry over as it was a damm sight longer than 25/26 years ago. And I turn to the wife and say. "This is Evelyn, a girl I used to know when I was a school". Problem was even after all those years I would have, just for old times sake. |
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The girl I first had my birds and bee's experience with, well she was hot at the time. I met her about 5-6 years later. She still had the hot top half, but the bottom (literally) stuck out like a black womens booty, injected with extra lard, just for extra bounce. I remember her older sister had the same booty, and also thinking "damn I hope Sarah don't turn out like that" We parted ways, I guess I was lucky :lol: (not that theres anything wrong with nice round bottoms, its just when the bottom looks the size of the entire back seat of a car, you gotta think) :lol: |
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I don't know what happened to her, she was a very attractive young woman but now needing a.... :batman: |
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mmm i went back to say thanks to my instructor (whos called dave ) and "The EX" had just taken her cbt and failed .... brought a tear of joy to my eye as she kept asking if she could drive with me .. nooo way!
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