Naff xmas cracker jokes
 

well someone had to ask....come on what was your worst?? :smt115
..or best:rolleyes:

one of mine was



what do you get when you cross a fish and two elephants?

...swimming trunks:mrgreen:

well me and my 7 yr old thought it were funny

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I thought Sean's cracker joke was amusing in Eastenders.

I don't normally comment on soaps but it was amusing.

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But how did he just happen to get the right cracker:rolleyes:

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funny you should mention that, I was thinking the same when we started pulling ours tonight. You've just reminded me to get tonights episode on Iplayer. Nasty Nicks back.....I thought he'd been killed orf?


back on topic

how do you start a flea race??

One, two, FLEA, go.....

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Didn't know it was on tonight?? Did you guys have two episodes yesterday?

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yup and one today.

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Eastenders is crap.....











Coronation Street is where its at, or for full on totty Hollyoaks! :smt040

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Missed it! But watching the repeat on BBC3 now:)

(sorry about the derail)

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I have to admit that "The Strasse" is the best out there atm.

On Topic,

What do snails use to keep their shells shiny??

They use nail varnish........

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groans

when do you know when the tide has gone out

It gives a wave