the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

just queued for 30mins in spar to finally get the syndicate lottery. got to the front handed my bar codes to the cashier to which she replied '' masheen down luv i'll ave to put them in one by one''. this took a further 10mins to get 28 lines in.
the looks i got from everyone behind me in the queue as it spiralled out of control, i wanted the ground to open up.[-o<

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

well,you should have done it earlier.
Bad genie

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

trying all day gid. if the no's came up, even only a tenner, the chaps from work would've torn me limb from limb. very stressful.

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

well.get online my friend...

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

tried gid, that was down too mate.

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

oh dear.I take it you were so busy to do it yesterday.























like I was shhhhhhhhhhh

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

:drink:

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

You were lucky, from what friends have said, most shops just said, machine down, end of. At least she hand keyed them in.

But of course the big question is, did your numbers come up?

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

people like you make me sick genie...

I bet when you're at a cash machine, you check your balance on screen, then hit cancel, then put your card back in and print your balance, then hit cancel again before putting your card back in and finally withdrawing some cash. Nob!

Re: the gene genie is the new public enemy.
 

It's the little old ladies counting their pennies that get me. Why don't they notice everyone staring at them?