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missyburd 12-01-09 03:56 PM

Fancy a break?
 
Geez I would, wish I could just drop everything and do it.

Here!

Quote:

Minder Wanted For Island Paradise

Australia is advertising the perfect job for someone who wants to take a break from the credit crunch - a six-month sabbatical on a tropical island.

The lucky person who lands the job will also stay in a three-bedroom villa, set on a shady hill overlooking the sea. Their 'chores' will include feeding turtles, watching whales and collecting the post.

He or she will not need qualifications. although they will have to be a good swimmer, and enjoy snorkelling and scuba diving.
Computer skills would be handy too - a weekly online blog, photo diary and video updates are also part of the job description.
The boss of Queensland Tourism, Anthony Hayes, says the idea behind the offer is to promote the island globally.

missyburd 12-01-09 05:30 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
No? Noone? This is very good, I am glad to know you are all very happy with your lives :-D

custard 12-01-09 06:01 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
me me me

in a heartbeat but other commitments prevent

BBadger 12-01-09 06:03 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
book for 2 ill see you at the airport!

yorkie_chris 12-01-09 06:03 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
Sounds a lot like that joke that starts "a scouser walks into the jobcentre..."..

gettin2dizzy 12-01-09 06:04 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
I *will* be applying :)

missyburd 12-01-09 06:06 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
makes no difference that i can't swim, dive or snorkel, lying ain't a crime! (much)

BBadger 12-01-09 06:08 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1742658)
makes no difference that i can't swim, dive or snorkel, lying ain't a crime! (much)

does drowning count as a qualification then ?? ;)

custard 12-01-09 06:09 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BBadger (Post 1742660)
does drowning count as a qualification then ?? ;)

not what you would call a transferable skill...

missyburd 12-01-09 06:10 PM

Re: Fancy a break?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BBadger (Post 1742660)
does drowning count as a qualification then ?? ;)

lol i can doggie paddle in a panicked fashion :-D


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