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the_lone_wolf 18-02-09 10:07 AM

"Fat Chav" insurance claim...
 
Quote:

The humorous account was submitted by the man accused of causing the accident in frustration at what he saw as the other driver's exaggerated compensation claim.

In his written report, James Edwards admitted that he nudged the woman's bumper after she stalled at traffic lights, but insisted she was not hurt.

"We each got out. There was no damage and Miss Pywell is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash," he wrote.

He illustrated the report with a drawing of a bloated Miss Pywell wearing a baseball cap. Mr Edwards also sketched himself pointing at the woman and shouting "Chav!", and drew a bird's-eye view of the incident, labelling the two drivers as "fat chav" and "me".
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http://i42.tinypic.com/e3met.jpg

Real or fake I laughed out loud, good thing nobody else is in the office today...

Rai86 18-02-09 10:24 AM

Re: "Fat Chav" insurance claim...
 
LMAO!!!

That has cheered my day right up ...well funny

Lozzo 18-02-09 10:41 AM

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That's brilliant, like it

RichT 18-02-09 11:40 AM

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:D :D :D :D :D

pmsl

SoulKiss 18-02-09 11:43 AM

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I used to process those forms for Comerrcial Union.

Didn't get any as funny as that - or even any very memorable - well apart from the one that if you took the dimensions in the sketch, roads in Aberdeen are 20 meters wide.......

Miss Alpinestarhero 18-02-09 11:56 AM

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Haha :lol: it's still funny! Reminds me of the ones where children wrote silly things on exam papers

Biker Biggles 18-02-09 12:32 PM

Re: "Fat Chav" insurance claim...
 
"I turned into the drive and hit a tree that wasnt there"
Was another famously funny one

keithd 18-02-09 12:53 PM

Re: "Fat Chav" insurance claim...
 
jasper carrot had a (what seemed) long running part of his stand up dedicated to these insurance claims....such as "i had to swerve serveral times before i hit him"..."there was a look of suprise on his face as he rolled across my bonnet.."

the above is very funneh tho!!

Jabba 18-02-09 01:05 PM

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"I was driving down the road when I was hit by a stationary bus."

Another Jasper Carrott one.

Magnum 18-02-09 01:15 PM

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LOL


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