Dear Mr. Darling
 

Wife sent me this today :-)



Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will be squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :-
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings .........................Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car .............................................Twent y million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage ............Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university ..........Crime rate fixed
5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!!

It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

That's cool

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

That could work :cool:

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

A very useful spin off from that policy would be to cause the instant retirement of nearly all our MPs.
Great idea.

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

Now get her to send it to Darling too, and ask for a response to her ideas. lets see if they dare reply, lol.

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

Haha, that's quality. :D

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

lol, brilliant!

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

excellent:thumbsup:

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

But I don't want a cage :smt076 and I aint got no kids, that I know of :smt023

Re: Dear Mr. Darling
 

More booze and fags for you then... ;)

(that's 'fags' as in 'cigarettes' btw... :lol: )