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gruntygiggles 20-07-09 11:18 PM

Funny evening!
 
So......Stretchie and I have been sat here having a few beers on a chillaxing Monday evening and discussing Wife Swap which is currently on TV.

One of the blokes calls the "other" wife a control freak...so Dan says that I've been on tv....NICE!

Then I say....."actually I am a control freak half the time.

To which he replies "no, your not half the time"

I say, "well Duh". He doesn't get it.

I explain it to him..."really love........if I'm a control freak half the time, then it's pretty bl00dy obvious I'm not a control half the time too"!

He laughs. A little later I say, "what's half of two love?"

He said, "what I'd give you out of ten"

I ask, "what does that mean?"

He says, "I'd give you one"

I say, "touche"

He got me...and no he won't be giving me one...not with all these beers anyway...lol

Don't you just love random conversations where you get the upper hand one minute, only to have it snatched away the next!!

I love you DJ Stretchie Stretch of the massEEEEEEV natiaaaan!

xxx

_Stretchie_ 20-07-09 11:37 PM

Re: Funny evening!
 
I love you baby inspite of, not because of, your "specialness"


: X








We are a GOOD match

gruntygiggles 20-07-09 11:38 PM

Re: Funny evening!
 
And here I was...waiting for you to post a witty comment.......but I'm disappointed AGAIN!!!!!


;-) Love you xxx

DarrenSV650S 20-07-09 11:39 PM

Re: Funny evening!
 
:neutral:

gruntygiggles 20-07-09 11:39 PM

Re: Funny evening!
 
Anyway....stop chatting, you are making me chat. There was a question at the end of my OP.....don't you just love random conversations........???

Venom 20-07-09 11:41 PM

Re: Funny evening!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1978517)
Anyway....stop chatting, you are making me chat. There was a question at the end of my OP.....don't you just love random conversations........???

Yes, but they are normally with myself :-|

gruntygiggles 20-07-09 11:46 PM

Re: Funny evening!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom (Post 1978518)
Yes, but they are normally with myself :-|

That's why you need to keep your bike and get it back on the road. You can have random conversations with the bike and it won't get all smart ar$e back at you!!!

Miss Alpinestarhero 21-07-09 07:55 AM

Re: Funny evening!
 
Yup random conversations are great :D

Von Teese 21-07-09 08:01 AM

Re: Funny evening!
 
Is anyone else wondering how drunk GG was when she wrote this?
;)

lukemillar 21-07-09 08:10 AM

Re: Funny evening!
 
Can someone pass me a bucket... :wink:


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