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sv650nutter149 24-07-09 07:53 PM
happy mental health day
 
The love story of Ralph and Edna...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.


He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness..

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

madness 24-07-09 08:10 PM
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Oh dear!

anna 24-07-09 08:26 PM
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joke thread?

Biker Biggles 24-07-09 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sv650nutter149 (Post 1982710)
The love story of Ralph and Edna...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.


He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness..

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!
Well I laughed even if no one else did:)

madness 24-07-09 08:37 PM
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Perhaps you've never met anyone with mental illness

Biker Biggles 24-07-09 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by madness (Post 1982789)
Perhaps you've never met anyone with mental illness
Indeed I have,and do so most days.With a forum name like "Madness" I dont think you are going to be on a winner here somehow.;)

Mr Farley 24-07-09 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by madness (Post 1982789)
Perhaps you've never met anyone with mental illness
I think most people know someone or have people in their families who've been affected......I do. Sometimes humour's a great way to deal with serious issues though :).

Biker Biggles 24-07-09 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Farley (Post 1982804)
I think most people know someone or have people in their families who've been affected......I do. Sometimes humour's a great way to deal with serious issues though :).
Exactly.:smt023

dawn07 24-07-09 10:13 PM
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Sorry, but that made me laugh! My best friend is a senior psychiatric nurse, so I'm well aware of the curse of mental illness. Must be awful:(

Filipe M. 24-07-09 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by anna (Post 1982769)
Bad joke thread?
You missed a few letters there ;)


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