Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

You know the one. Telepathy. You've all got it. And I *know* when you were taught it. Just give me the cure.

Now, before you collectively say, "But Kinvig, what are you on about?" The secret is out. It's been out for a while, you've given yourselves away.

I'll tell you what I'm on about. There I am on the up escalator at, for example, Waterloo - the locatiob is irrelevent, it could be anywhere.....in front of me there is a pretty lady. For one whole second, and not more than that, I think, "Wow, she's pretty. She's got child bearing hips". And in that second there....what happens? She turns around looks me right in the eyes & gives me a look that could kill kittens. Every single time - not that it's a regular occurance. Y'know I don't re-new my travel card, thinking, "Yay - the northern line is busted therefore more girls getting off at Waterloo" - that would require way too much planning.

How does she know? Well, it's obvious, there's only 2 explanations: witch-craft or telepathy. And I know when it happened. There was that time at school. All the boys were made to do that "extra" gym lesson whereas all the girls got that hour in the assembly hall with the curtains drawn so the boys couldn't look in...and oh how we tried....that was it - that's when you were taught the secret of telepathy.

So help me out.....I don't need to know the secret, just tell me how I can circumvent it. Will lead dampen the signals or how about a colendar with tin foil? Perhaps if I sing to myself?


Or perhaps I shouldn't go for a beer after work to celebrate the exchange of my contract & think too much aobut stuff? Woohoo, I'm buying a house!

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

some how you lot always know when im perving :confused:

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

They know because they are cleverer than us boys are, when you have learnt to accept this as fact then you have learned a great and important lesson in life...

Actually I suspect its down to body language and us boys giving off not so subtle signals about what we are or are not thinking or perhaps even thinking with...

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

lmao....the fact you had your hands on her ass have anything to do wiv it?

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

may be it's your inner monologue....

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

OK you have got us.

The cure is as follows although it wont work unless we get photographic proof that you have indeed carried out the following:-

First half moon of the month you must run round a garden that has a wishing well in it three times (absence of a wishing well may be substitued with a bowl of water that you have thrown a penny into and made a wish upon). Whilst running around said garden you must have a bra upon your head.

This cure will only work however until you next get caught by a girl you were perving over.

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

In another lifetime, when I was young and slim, it was quite flattering to 'turn heads' when you entered a room or wherever.
I always just looked straight ahead, avoided eye contact, and kept walking, but I just KNEW I was getting 'eyed-up'. How did I know? We can feel your eyes on us! It's a sixth sense that they tell us about in that 'girls only' hour at school!:rolleyes:

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

Were you drooling at the time with ya bottom lip on the floor? Dead give away that

http://www.dogmine.com/fun/drooling.jpg

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

ts that look....it screams perv!

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 

When you get caught, just keep on staring. Maybe even throw in a raised eyebrow or an appreciative thumbs up. Chicks totally dig it.