Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

Fancied a bit of fish for dinner tonight. So on the wife's shopping list I add fresh haddock or cod.


she has just phoned me, I have got you some fresh smoked cod.


No you haven't.


She doesn't want a repeat of when she came home with "black halibut" when I wanted halibut and I made her take it back and ask for real halibut. Our local fishmonger must see her coming a mile away

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

i dont get it.
Does that make me female?
Is it because it cant be fresh AND smoked, can it only be 1 or the other?

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

By George he has got it.

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

lol, fish is fish to me mate. If it aint battered its far too posh ;)

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

Umm, if women are so thick - buy your own damn fish? Sorry but please :D And surely all you're saying here is that your own wife is thick - not women in general.

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

but shopping is a womans job

as is cooking and cleaning


tim, you should slap her across the face with a nice bit of halibut, that should learn her, not to make such a stupiod mistake again;)

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

Tried it mate, she slapped me back.
Must get a bigger fish next time.

don't forget ironing, brewing up etc.

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

He might have a case - look who she married...

Also not all smoked fish is actually smoked using smoke, some of it is done chemically (soaked in "flavouring") so it could be considered uncooked.

Also would you eat it as it came out of the package (and not as Sushi/Sashimi I will add)?

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

I'll take the 5th amendment...


No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation

Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?
 

Be a man, commit yourself to an answer.

Or do you have to ask the wifes opinion first?