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Shellywoozle 28-08-09 04:01 PM

Sore Bum - go on laugh at me !! :(
 
Last nightshift last night and frist time working with my new Sgt. (Impression needs to be made) Me being a short ar$$ thought only touching the floor on my bike was an issue.

Nope metal security fencing with spikes on the top isn't any good for short people.

IR it to a break in progress to find fencing like this all around .... so Sgt makes it over, Shell makes it with one leg over then gets STUCK !!!

One spike in my right leg, one up me bum and my trousers catch ... game over.

I want to grow !!!!! SGt has my foot so I can put the weight on him to get my leg over but no I am well and truely stuck.

2 minutes later the key holder turns up :smt042 Shell got sore bum, needs new pair of trousers and 3 holes in her hands :(

http://www.bluedogfences.com.au/asse...03_280x384.jpg

ophic 28-08-09 04:03 PM

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ah so security fencing is only any good against short people? wow where can I get some? :razz:

zsv650 28-08-09 04:03 PM

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that's bad your having trouble getting your leg over.

Spiderman 28-08-09 04:04 PM

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Ouch.

Now lads, form an orderly queue with offers to rub and kiss it better :)

ophic 28-08-09 04:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman (Post 2019478)
Ouch.

Now lads, form an orderly queue with offers to rub and kiss it better :)

my post was first :D

Iansv II 28-08-09 04:06 PM

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2nd :p

Shellywoozle 28-08-09 04:21 PM

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Awww now guys hurry it hurts ALOT !!!

ophic 28-08-09 04:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 2019496)
Awww now guys hurry it hurts ALOT !!!

I fear i'm gonna lose my first place due to sheer distance :mad:

Spiderman 28-08-09 04:23 PM

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wait, it was my idea so surely i go first.

BanditPat 28-08-09 04:23 PM

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Just think if you were a chav you could have jumped it without touching the fence


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