Amazing Lies You've Been Told
 

Talking about a recent track day i'd been on with a colleague at work...

...He proceeded to tell me about his past riding bikes. In this converstation, he started with saying he's had his elbow down. Believable? Yes. Likely? No.

Anyway, this then went on to him saying he used to have sliders on the tops of his boots by his shins, and that they touched down. In another episode on track he has apparently had his shoulder down, without coming off i might add. Then the cherry on top was getting his 'bar ends sparking' round a corner. :lol:

All this without coming off during the process. What a lying bar steward! He even persisted to claim it was true when pointed out that it was impossible.

Anyway, what kind of crap have you been told, that is clearly not true?

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These are all by one customer who comes into the co-op

1- im 2nd in the world rating of snooker
2- i own a limited edition colin mcrae replica car
3- he owned a ducati 998 at the age of 17
4- he can talk to dogs
5- he has a new porsche 4x4 on order which will be delived in 2011 and cost him £80,000

i could go on all day

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"Saddam Hussein has links to Al Qaeda and also has Weapons of Mass Destruction"

:rolleyes:

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"Binky isnt really a cross dresser"

Blantant lie.

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"No, why would I cheat on you, you're more than any man could possibly hope for"

Then, when presented with the information that I had caught him red handed and gave details he said, "That wasn't cheating, she kissed me and it just kind of happened, I'm a man, you wouldn't understand". I only did it once.

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Not me by the way...

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Driver; No, I wasn't on the phone, I don't even own a mobile phone!

Me; Then why is your backside now playing the Nokia ring tone?

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I have used :-

"Of course I'll still respect you in the morning..."

"Sure I'll call you..."

"I know it wont hurt..."

;)

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What a coincidence. I've been told those ones

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:mrgreen: