Daft Bird Warning
 

Went out this afternoon (Sat) Going from Helmsley to Pickering.
They have released a load of pheasants into the wild, and they are not smart.

One took off from the right hedgerow. I picked it up as just a brown blur, had the missus on the back, so I gallantly whipped my head away. Unfortunately it copped an almighty wallop on my right shoulder, but I kept going (hard to stop at that speed :rolleyes:).

So be careful out there. Should have known as the road had loads of dead ones stuck to it.

BTW - looked down a minute later and the cheeky beggar was laid on my leg half tucked into the fairing - not moving much at all. I wafted it off. Not a good idea to have single birds hitchhiking with you ...

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Wafted it off you?

Stop, make sure its dead, take it home, skin it (easier than plucking) then pot roast for tea. nom nom nom

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Thats true supposed to taste nice aint it?

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You're supposed to hang them till they go half rotten, then prepare/cook/eat etc. Otherwise the meat is very tough. :cool:

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Yup......hang them by the feet to bleed them....all blood goes into head and neck (which aren't eaten but can be used for stock). You can hang them like this for a good ten days to two weeks and more in the right conditions.

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Not quite sure why I know this, but AFAIK...

It is an offence to take home your own road kill. It is however, perfectly legal for the next person along to collect it.

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Tis completely true that!

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True, so call your mate and get him to come pick it up!

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Since the birdie went back on the busy road, the most you'll be able to do is use it as a pizza topping maybe?

Shoulder took the brunt at 60mph plus and not bruised at all ...

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Thought this thread was gonna be about my missus :rolleyes: