Super Savings, Mega Money Off....
 

Need some decent winter kit but think you cant afford it?

How about if some nice lady was to give you a
huge,

massive,

gigantic

20% off marked prices on ALL stock?

How friggin cool would that be eh?

Well the lovely, kind hearted and generous Shop Addict, know as Jo to her friends and customers alike, is doing just that!!!

When and where i hear you all cry?

Well only in one of North London's finest, most friendly and welcoming bike kit shops, GIRLSBIKE2.

228 Archway Road,
Highgate,
London,
N6 5AX.
Tel: 0208 340 6503 (available during shop opening times)


Now you may think this is only for girls but the lovely Jo does do some guys stuff too.

And with x-mas just round the corner guys don't you think you should be thinking of treating your better looking and smelling half to some decent winter kit at long last?????

Ladies, drag your man along and show him just how nice you look in the latest cut-for-girly-shapes jackets and he'll soon stop insisting you wear his old oversized and unflattering clobber.

Guys, buy your sexy girlfriend some nice new kit and get huge amounts of sex in return for years to come!*


And when is all this happening?

Only tomorrow already!!!!! So get your skates on cos its for this weekend only!!!



*this is very dependant on many factors and neither the Spidey organisation nor Girlsbike2 can take any responsibility if you buy cheap stuff and get no sex instead.

Re: Super Savings, Mega Money Off....
 

Well thank you Mr Webbed One. I think you may have taken some artistic licence with you sales pitch though :p

Basically, it is 20% of all stock (in the Highgate store) for this Saturday and Sunday only.

For anyone who is after a new chain and lock, I also have a special promotion on:

Special Deal on Urban Brand Accessories
Purchase an Urban Chain Lock (RRP £69.99, Thatcham approved) and either an Urban Bike Cover (RRP £29.99) or an Urban Undersuit (RRP £29.99, men's sizes available too), and you'll get a free Urban Rucksack (RRP £19.99). Remember, you'll also get 20% off, which means £120 worth of accessories for £80! Limited stocks.

And of course, any .orger that comes in is well within their right to demand coffee/tea :D

Jo

Re: Super Savings, Mega Money Off....
 

ok i changed a couple of important bits for you Jo.

And as for artistic licence, well when you been in sales as long as i have its just natural ;) And we call it creative marketing.