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davepreston 19-12-09 05:46 PM

christmas message to the org
 
mrs giggles version:
MERRY CHRISTMAS
to all of the wonderful org
may you enjoy it with your friends and loved ones
love gemma and dave

the dave preston version:
BAH HUMBUG
to (insert name here)
go get drunk, fall over, hurt ankle ,crawl home, puke up ,die in bathroom, awake felling like someone has sh1te in your gob, head pounding ,guts wrenching ,all to sit down with people you try your best to avoid the whole year , to sit and eat stupid amounts of food ,while woman swear the diet will start on jan 1st, while some carp movie youve seen 1000 times blairs from the tv , all to combine with at least 1 family fallout, 3 months worth of being skint to pay off the creditcard you spanked to buy other people sh1te they dont want or will ever use
so if that your thing enjoy, im off to the pub
love dave and gem

xXBADGERXx 19-12-09 06:19 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
I`m doing none of the above , a good Christmas in moderation spent with the Badgeress doing what we want to do .

Bluepete 19-12-09 06:20 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
Dave, you are an inspiration to us all.

(walks away shaking head)

Pete ;)

Richie 19-12-09 07:01 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
Christmas is coming,
The snow is laying thick.
I coming down the chimney,
and you can play with Santa's toys...




humm, That still needs a little fettling does that christmas poem....


merry christmas for next week.

Sachs_Rider 19-12-09 07:06 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
I like the get drunk part :D

timwilky 19-12-09 07:06 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
Dave, eloquent as ever.

I could not have described Christmas any more accurately, see you in the pub. Your round.

davepreston 20-12-09 03:21 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
an inspiration you say pete ,why thankyou :)
it wouldnt be christmas with out a grade a richie poem
tim im on route ,you grab the seats i'll hit the bar :)

barwel1992 20-12-09 03:24 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
lmao nice one Dave

Jayneflakes 20-12-09 03:47 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
Mr Preston,

it is with the most sincere sadness that I write to inform you that I concur with your statement of intent.

As a non Christian I find it truly hypocritical that we are encouraged to "buy now and pay later" and thus get in to huge debt by TV advertising, to consume vast amounts of food and basically indulge in many of the so called deadly sins. It is abhorrent to me and I curb my tongue from expelling the vile obscenities I feel inside. :smt062

As a devout Satanist, I will be in the woods, dressed in a Hessian robe and open toes sandals, up to my elbows in the entrails of a goat or virgin, depending on which I find first. The service will start at 11am, bring your own blankets for the debauchery afterwards if any of you would like to attend! :thumbsup:










Actually, I am being forced to spend the day with the other half's family, while awful television blares out, my Father in law will attempt to insult and tease me and when I get home I will no doubt just want to lie in a dark room away from the noise and chaos. :(

Hmm, if I leave now, will I make it before last orders? Make mine a pint of Meths with a whiskey chaser! :roll:

xXBADGERXx 20-12-09 07:11 PM

Re: christmas message to the org
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 2128727)

As a devout Satanist, I will be in the woods, dressed in a Hessian robe and open toes sandals, up to my elbows in the entrails of a goat or virgin, depending on which I find first.

You got more chance of finding a Goat nowadays


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