my secret must be told
 

hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget
i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,


















:smt043revenge is sweet

Re: my secret must be told
 

Dave??

Re: my secret must be told
 

"He's a very naughty Boy"

Re: my secret must be told
 

Never mess with a ginge. I think Mr Preston is in for a hard time and may find conjugal rights are denied for a while.

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hey your the one called brian :)

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a 5ft ginger smurf...I think rule 34 applies here...

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That link may get me in trouble! Innocently, I looked on the web for the link mentioned in that cartoon........I wonder what my office web policy is with regards to girls in the shower with guitars?

Re: my secret must be told
 

"Oh no he isn't"

:-dd "Always look on the bright side of life." :-dd

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:smt043

And you said I was working my way up the hit list!

Re: my secret must be told
 

Dave, you is getting naughty.

Expect retribution to be both swift and painful