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Dave20046 05-02-10 01:25 PM

Guard pig anyone?
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...brity-pet.html

Pigs have a mean bite and squeal louder than any alarm. Also tastes better than dog when he's up for retirement.
Want one...



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...95_634x337.jpg

ophic 05-02-10 01:31 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
Ah stop it! I wanted one the last time this was posted round!
But the cat will chase it, the dog will sit on it, and the other dog will probably trip over it :(

Dave20046 05-02-10 01:33 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ophic (Post 2172277)
Ah stop it! I wanted one the last time this was posted round!
But the cat will chase it, the dog will sit on it, and the other dog will probably trip over it :(

:lol:



(sorry didn't realise it was a repeat post - new to me)



spidey pig... spidey pig....

Kuze 05-02-10 02:23 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
Hmmm surely the burgular would steal the pig as well as yer TV?

ophic 05-02-10 02:39 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuze (Post 2172339)
Hmmm surely the burgular would steal the pig as well as yer TV?

*bad scottish accent*
"That there pig has got a vicious streak a mile wide..." 8)

Dave20046 05-02-10 02:42 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuze (Post 2172339)
Hmmm surely the burgular would steal the pig as well as yer TV?

That's all fine aslong as he leaves the bike & the ps3

Dicky Ticker 05-02-10 03:14 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
But would it put a Muslim or Jewish burglar off

Kuze 05-02-10 03:25 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
Rofl

I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *piggy*, isn't it?

ophic 05-02-10 03:26 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
:D:D:D
Wondered how long it would take :cool:

yorkie_chris 05-02-10 10:10 PM

Re: Guard pig anyone?
 
"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes."

Maybe little longer than 8 minutes lol


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