Do you ride a harley?
 

So just had a near miss at the local Asda, dozy sod and wife push their trolley into the road without looking, I swerve past shaking my head at about 5mph and park up alongside the beer token dispensers

He comes up and has a rant at me, there was no need to shake your head at me, I said I was sorry, I am a biker too, I just didn't see you.

Do you ride a Harley? I ask. How do you know.

Because your deaf as well as blind.


Why do idiots happen when I am around?

Re: Do you ride a harley?
 

please clarify me cunfussed

Re: Do you ride a harley?
 

I think he's saying that the noise from the idiot's Massey Fergusson has made him deaf, and the fact he'd like the look of a Harley enough to buy one makes him blind... and both combined mean he can just walk out in front of timwilky's bike without seeing or hearing it.

Re: Do you ride a harley?
 

ahhh i didnt get it cos tim rarely rides a bike :)

Re: Do you ride a harley?
 

It's because you live up North! Comes with the territory. :wink:

Re: Do you ride a harley?
 

Ah- the condescending shake of the head. Winds people right up!