I've lost my phone 'cos I am the Chief Retard.
 

because I am a retard. For those of you who I haven't contacted by other means, it means I've lost all your contact details, because I'm a retard. Please PM me any and all possible ways of contacting you if you think I need or want to contact you, or if you just want drunken rambling booty calls at 3am.



Because I am a retard...

Re: I've lost my phone
 

pmsl heeee

i will you give you my personal hotline number hun !!:D

Re: I've lost my phone
 

The plus side to this is that now the .Orgers can get a decent nights sleep without "someone" calling them in the middle of the night, demanding to know what they are wearing whilst beating one out;)

Re: I've lost my phone
 

Pity the poor sod that finds the phone and scrolls through the contents

: X

Re: I've lost my phone
 

Did it fall out your pocket while riding stus bike like you stole it the other night...

Re: I've lost my phone
 

That's being very hard on yourself, don't forget - you're not just a retard.

You're the chief retard.

Re: I've lost my phone
 

If that's all it takes, I've lost my phone too! ;)

Re: I've lost my phone 'cos I am the Chief Retard.
 

Better to be the Chief than just one of the indians tho eh Jai?

My details.

Zig Mon Delicious
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA
Tel (during working hours): (+44) (0)20 7930 4832

feel free to pop over anytime. My preferred access for friends is when they climb the gates and avoid the guards cos then i know they really wanna see me :)

If you want a full on 21 gun salute on arrival simply look like a stereotype terrorist and i assure you the fellas will fire their guns without asking too many questions.

Re: I've lost my phone 'cos I am the Chief Retard.
 

I've always said you were a queen...

For those who have asked, my number will be returning to the old one as of Thursday, so you can all call me as often as you used to...

Hey, what's that tumble weed doing there?

Re: I've lost my phone 'cos I am the Chief Retard.
 

i call you all the time!!!


The fact thats its names and its usually behind your back is simply neither here or there.

One is a queen is one? Off with his head!

the one he needs, not the one with his eyes n ears :lol: