a mr paul the 6th
 

i feel it is my duty to inform you all that he has had his feet set on fire :(

i myself had been to the pub but like most normal people i had gone to bed, at 3:24am i received a phone call which was missed due to the land of nod, i have just picked up a voice mail from the young man in question........ apparently i was not there for him when he needed me, he has had his feet set on fire and i was no there with a cup of water to put it out. i am assuming that he was phoning me from hospital as i could here some people in the back ground whome i am guessing were the lovely young nurses shouting soemthing about gay. My guess is that due to his recent split he was partaking in some homoerotic practises that went wrong


my god is someone going to have a hangover this morning :rolleyes:

Re: a mr paul the 6th
 

Muppet!

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Pmsl. :D

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Oh to be young again... muppet

Re: a mr paul the 6th
 

Its taken 5 mins to wipe the tears of laughter out of my eyes.........

We need to hear the full story...... can we have pictures of the bandaged feet... lol

Re: a mr paul the 6th
 

oh this thread gets subscribed to, i so need to hear the full story of how he managed to set fire to his feet, the silly boy.

knowing him it wont be anything straight forward either :lol:

And i doubt the hozzy could do anything to sort his strain of superghey either, i hear his is particularly bad :lol:

Re: a mr paul the 6th
 

I don't drink, I'm sensible, I like reading poetry and watercolour paintings and I dislike garish behaviour....


All it was, my ex-flatmate came over... he's not a bad person. Just a really bad influence but thankfully he's going in the RAF so I'll be able to stop this kind of shiz from happening again.

Re: a mr paul the 6th
 

yes yes yes, thats all the justifications out the way...now tell the bloody truth you whippet lover!

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lol, gotta be honest I don't actually remember making that call but it's alright 'cos I was in bed safe and sound. It was james' leaving do and the other lad we were with seemed to be on a mission for some reason. I was just an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire lol

Re: a mr paul the 6th
 

so there was no feet on fire then?