i've upset the homeboys again
 

some may remember a while ago my car was put "on the list" by a local "car crewz" gang because i had ago at him for reversing into my car.....

well this evening on the way home from work i upset another homeboy..... but on his moped, simply driving along in traffic about 20mph and i see twin headlights so naturally i move over slightly. i hear the bike going down the box thro 3 gears to which i then realised it was a moped :rolleyes:. Looking forward there is cars coming the opposite way on a fairly narrow road and to my astonishment the homeboy went for it head down the lot, i didn't accelerate or swerve or do anything and he just couldn't get past to the point he was sat along side the pillar of the car, so i looked at him and couldn't help but start laughing and so did my mate in the passenger seat, Homeboy got mad and started shouting abuse at me then decided to kick my door....... to which he failed as i served to the left and he just nicked it managing to remove the road salt from my door (have to wash it now, not happy), but my homeboy wasnt to clever doing that, he kicked my door but forgot to realise he didn't have the power to get away :rolleyes: so he sat along side me for longer and some other **** happened that i wont go into due to getting flamed from the pc brigade

so mister chav on you RS50 reg number HY02 KKL (feel free to clone it bike thief's, it was black btw), you may think i saw the light by not killing you but truth is i couldn't be arsed with the cop shop hassle of you being slattered over my car and you really are a dumb ass i now know where you go to college now ....... duhhhhhhhhhhh!! :rolleyes:

the intelligence of scum really is going down hill nowadays

Re: i've upset the homeboys again
 

sorry man, i'll kick your door properly next time XD

Re: i've upset the homeboys again
 

List of people with better cars than them? More taste? Better hair? Greater intelligence?

Fact they thought these things about you means they really must be scum! :smt081

Re: i've upset the homeboys again
 

You may grow to regret the decision not run the little twunt over.

You do know how to make friends and influence people don't you?
:-)

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You don't even need a collision to bring them off, they have no riding skills.

If a chav ped scrote kicks your door, pull in front by about 30 feet, nice low gear engine revving, and slam on your anchors whilst watching the mirror. He won't be able to emergency brake properly, so he'll lock the brakes up. Once he reaches a 45 degrees angle and he's definitely kissing tarmac, get back on the gas so he doesn't slide into your back bumper.

It's his responsibility to maintain a safe distance behind you, somebody would need to prove you slammed on the anchors on purpose, and it's even semi-reasonable to say that you drove away from the scene because you were not aware there been had accident.

Damn that cat that ran out in front of you! Look at the trouble it caused.

Re: i've upset the homeboys again
 

:smt081 One of the guys at work did that in his disco - got all three of the little blighters.

He celebrated by getting some little crossed-out scooter stickers made to put on the front wings. Strangely enough it never happened again.

Re: i've upset the homeboys again
 

Ha ha - 'musin.

Re: i've upset the homeboys again
 

Wideboy - you's a rudeboy!

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Better make it a dog - my driving instructor told be you weren't supposed to swerve for rabbits, birds, and cats; but dogs you have to report. Or it could have been bambi... :rolleyes:

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Heh they tend to be pretty obvious when getting ready to kick you so just "drift" towards him as he kicks, that should be enough for him to upset himself and send himself over without being able to get enough power in to do any actuall damage, instant karma :)