Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Why do we do eleventeen beers then eat rancid meat and rabbit food?

I've tried Dettol and a wire brush, and my mouth still tastes like I've feasted on dead rat.

Anyone know any cures?

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Eat stuff. You'll gradually overwhelm it. I find I get a similar thing from certain flavours of crisps!

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Drink a cup of searing hot tea and it may possibly burn out your tastebuds temporarily? ...

Go for chips instead? :-P

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Serves you right for eating one of Ghandis flip flops!

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Mouthwash, really really strong mouthwash !!!

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Chicken Madras!

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

This really works, chew a little bit of fresh parsley after eating strong stuff like kebabs, onions etc, it also works with garlic!

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Where is Nemo when you need a Kebab quote.

Well to pinch his

A man who is tired of kebabs is tired of life.

So as diet of lips hoof and **** and you now have a problem. Mouth wash with 50/50 nitomorse/4* and light up a cig

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

chew a cardomon pod, same effect as fresh parsley

Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
 

Have another couple of beers...