Compliments about one's body...
 

...it has come to my attention that there are many short rhymes or phrases that refer to certain parts of the body in a particularly humorous fashion...here are a couple of examples demonstrating what I mean...

1. Red on the roof - smelly on the hoof.

and

2. Rusty roof - smelly drains.


Which ones do you know? Please share them with us so that we may all writhe with laughter as we pretend to look busy at work...


Edit - maybe the term I'm looking for is an analogy...

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I haven't heard of either of them and subsequently have no idea what you are on about Stingo dear boy! What part of your body do 1 and 2 refer to?

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I can see why this might be baffling the bejeesus out of some peeps...


In both of these two cases, the red/rust refer to the colour of a persons hair - use your imagine to interpret the remainder....with that little nugget of knowledge you will now be able to come up with your own couplet/phrase/thingy/proverb....

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Grass on the wicket - Lets play cricket. ;)

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Like it!! Now we're cooking, let's see who's good looking...:colors:

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Ah.... so the title of the thread (i.e. compliments) has nothing to do with the content of it? ;)

Glad it wasn't just me that was confused :p

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Yes - even manged to confuse myself a bit there...I was having ANOTHER 'empty moment'...:colors:

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Not quite the same thing but when we have a not particularly pretty 'Promotional Girl' show up at Lord's caked in makeup in a short skirt and tight branded -shirt the phrase used is 'mutton dressed as goat'.

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Grass on the wicket - I aint gonna' lick it

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I'm not sure if I'm on the right tracks here, but..

Hair on the muff? Old enough.