War wound tale.
 

I had a minor op 2 weeks ago and have had the last stitches removed today. I am to be left with a scar with a length of about the width of 3 fingers. The surgical intervention was for real boring reasons reasons really and so am left with the need of a yarn of derring do that I can use as an intro with the ladies.

I hoping the folks of the good ship sv650.org might have a suitable idea or three?


Oh:p the scar is slightly back from my right ear at the base of my skull.

Re: War wound tale.
 

Was it your lobotomy done by a drunkard brain surgeon?

Re: War wound tale.
 

tell the ladies it was for boring reasons, a surgical intervention if you like

then rely on natural whit and charm to win them over. you can't base a relationship (shag) on a foundation of lies Ped.....

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tell the ladies that its a new kind of 'tag' for people that are so dangerous to society that you have to be monitored 24/7 and if you get up to any mischief they send a signal into your brain to stop you doing what you are doing and then send an armed response unit to come and get you. all because the lady loves milk tray.

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Just tell them it is a training scar, and you are hoping to qualify for the 2012 Olympics in fencing ----- or dry stone walling

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say you got stabbed with a spoon

they will love that ;)

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Alien implant, lol