OH No Dave Preston
 

Just realised he is heading down here as I type

Windows/L time me thinks.

Lock the loft (My office) and land mine the estate.

Anything else to make sure I stay straight?

Re: OH No Dave Preston
 

Just tell him you've run out of beer.

Simple.

Pete :(

Re: OH No Dave Preston
 

Shut the curtains and pretend you ain't in.
Or leave a sign saying you couldn't contain your excitement, and have left already, if he wants his beer he better leave quick.

Re: OH No Dave Preston
 

turn your phone off and hide it ;)

Re: OH No Dave Preston
 

Tell him Irksy is there and needs help with x,y,z

Re: OH No Dave Preston
 

Simple, come out of the closet now and save him the effort of doing it for you!

I can help if you like, take you shopping, get you some nice gay shoes and finish the day off by kissing the cheeks of twinks in the bar!