I'm rich i tell thee!
 

Looks like i might've come into some money :rolleyes:

The funniest retort will get forwarded onto my new found friend, let your writing juices flow!

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

I misread the e-mail address. I added an "r" in the middle of his name!

Have you sent him your sort code and account number?

Pete ;)

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

Theres way too much talking crap on here today:rolleyes:

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

I only wish I could use the word "Turd"

I long for a good, solid, turd.

Ahhhh, memories....

Pete:(

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

Dear Mr Rollin Turd,

I am terribly sorry to hear about your client, spot of luck that he popped out to the shops to get his copy of 'Where to invest my $17.5m' Monthly Magazine just as the wave struck.
I believe that issue had a marvelous article in it where in which it was advised to just email random people over the interweb n see if they wanted it. I'm not sure how this is a sound investment though surely giving it to charity or blowing it all on something amazing/slightly bizzare like the worlds biggest suppository would at least have a bit of meaning at least.

Also I've come up with a brilliant Tsunami Warning And Threat System that you may want to adopt, it took literally seconds and a kit-kat to come up with...if the sea disappears...don't go chasing after it...it's going to come back!!!!

Anyway I digress...By all means send me the money. Whats the law firm you work for? I always dreamed of owning a Law Firm...hey I could be your boss. We could see how that suppository thing turns out!!!

All the best Mr Turd.

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

Hello Mr Rolland,

my name is Dr Banjamin Hasuki and I am lived in Nigeria at the current an I was important person in Nigeria government until just now. I also have recently come into a large some of moneys and needing help to get it out of the country. Maybe you can be helping an I can be helping you too, which is a very Christian thing to do and God would like that.

I have $7m US dollar that is stuck in a private bank account but due to troubil here, I is no getting it. If you allow me to transfer it to you, for a small percentage, you will be very rich and very helpful. this way we can be ABOVE the law and still have some moneys for out future and our kiddies.

I am having an access to WESTON UNION and can have send you the moneys if you can have me as a friend or friend of my church. Once you have the moneys you can transfer them back to me simply as snapping fingers off and is easy. if you snedz me your moneys Via WESTON UNION BANKS i can hold it for yous until safely open new account and you can do the samez for me. As easy as easy thing and no one can hurt us or take what is lawfully ours even though governments try not to.

I hopes to hear from you agen very soon about this very imprtant manners and not be having to lose the moneys we have.

Yours faithfull

Dr Benjamin Husuki Phd


For further inspiration, have a look at the 419 spammer sites out there, always good for a laugh.

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

Dear Mr Tudin.

Shove it up yer ass.

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

I've emailed our good friend Mr Tudin. I loves a bit of baiting.

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

Dear Mr Tudin,

Thank you for your letter regarding the demise of your client. My colleagues Mr Nash and Mr Butcher are currently unavailable but when they are available I am certain they will be able to help you 'discover' the will you need to disburse your clients funds.

To expedite this, please forward an introduction fee of US$10,000 at your earliest convenience, preferably by Western Union.

Yours,

Aymak Rook
Willmakers of Distinction

http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/fr...00/8893577.stm

Re: I'm rich i tell thee!
 

ooh, do keep us updated of your progress. :smt003